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Old 30-08-2020, 09:31   #1
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how many people have been mugged?
 
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Met a Hungarian woman
Got her number
About 5ft7, dark hair blue eyes, tanned, 30 years old
Squats 75kg apparently
Seems a bit autistic
She’s working in a hotel stealing jobs

What do I do, can’t invite her for drinks cos she’s seen me drinking 2 days in a row
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Old 01-09-2020, 16:48   #2
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Sure it's not one of the migrants Farage has been going round hotels chasing?
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Old 01-09-2020, 18:13   #3
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Old 01-09-2020, 18:22   #4
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Meeting her Thursday
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Old 01-09-2020, 19:26   #5
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Old 02-09-2020, 08:51   #6
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Did you shag her?
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Old 04-09-2020, 10:52   #9
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I'm waiting for the inevitable "I think she is pregnant" post by bakez tbh
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Old 04-09-2020, 11:17   #10
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No
Didn’t even kiss her
Meeting again Saturday
If the nutcase who raped me turns out to be pregnant I will suicide cos this Hungarian is the ONE
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