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Old 23-03-2021, 21:20   #781
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The border tho

It’s almost like trump has set traps

Like he’s spent 4 years setting traps. Maybe he began planning a little earlier than that

Your ownage hasn’t even begun yet
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Old 23-03-2021, 21:30   #782
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It 2037. Donald Trump is now in his 15th year in prison. Every one of his businesses has gone bust.

The Democrats, meanwhile, have a supermajority in both houses, and have retained the presidency since 2020.

EG: Guys, just you wait, the ownage is about to begin soon!
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Old 23-03-2021, 21:40   #783
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It 2037. Donald Trump is now in his 15th year in prison. Every one of his businesses has gone bust.

The Democrats, meanwhile, have a supermajority in both houses, and have retained the presidency since 2020.

EG: Guys, just you wait, the ownage is about to begin soon!
It's coming you dumb motherfucker, you just need faith in the MAGA squad and all the other dumb redneck cunt outfits....................

Lionel fucking Hutz will be here soon to tell you that no normal person would believe any of this shit so you can throw it out of the courts.....................
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Old 24-03-2021, 11:13   #784
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It's 2237, Trump is long dead. The US is now known as HoloGrid Alpha.

In a museum in MetroSector a guide informs a mixed-race crowd about ancient elections and relics from the era of "internet" - he carefully holds a device with a speaker on it. "This is an ancient recording from a man we only know as DJEnema, taken in the days after Trump's death, one of our old way Presidents" he taps the device... "Listen"

A loud disembodied voice with a thick stoke accent fills the museum halls

"LISTEN RIGHT ERRRR, TRUMP 'ENT DEAD. HE'S FAKED IT, HE .. WHAT? HE HAS YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS, ERRR YOU KNOW THE CIA ARE INVOLVED RIGHT? YOU DO. EVERYONE DOES. IT'S FUCKING FACT YOU STUPID CUCKS, HE'S COMING BACK AND - a muffled voice - ALRIGHT KEEP YOUR HAIR ON, YEAH, I WAS GETTING TO IT. SO YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LITTLE PETER, HE'S 10 TODAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THAT, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHATS REALLY GOING ON JUST COME TALK TO ME OUTSIDE AFTER THE PARTY. I DON'T JUST DO DJ STUFF I ALSO DO PODCASTS AND... WHAT YOU BOOING FOR YOU PRICKS, CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH?"

The recording ends. The guide speaks softly, "We believe this individual was fiercely loyal to Trump and went by many names and not just DJEnema; FrankCastle, OrangeryGangsta and PostRapeBaconSandwich"
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Old 25-03-2021, 23:05   #785
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You seen Biden tho

Oh and have u not seen all these court cases over election fraud ???

What happens if I was correct all along

Like every other time
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Old 26-03-2021, 00:23   #786
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STFU you muppet
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Old 26-03-2021, 09:11   #787
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You seen Biden tho

Oh and have u not seen all these court cases over election fraud ???

What happens if I was correct all along

Like every other time
If you're right all along then how can it be Biden? Isn't it all CGI to hide the fact that Trump is still in charge?
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Old 26-03-2021, 10:16   #788
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I think the latest qanon straw grasp is Biden is *in on it* with Trump or everyone but Biden in the WH *is in on it* and Biden just holds meetings and video chats with actors and is unaware. Meanwhile Trump in the military command centre that is his Mar a Lago office is still running the show... and... rescinding his previous executive orders... urm...
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Old 29-03-2021, 17:11   #789
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yeah but, it's coming

on 6th Jan
on 8th Jan
before the inauguration
during the inauguration
right after the inauguration
in his first 24 hours
in his first week
in his first month

within the first 100 days
within first year
before the midterms
right after midterms
before 2024 election
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