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Old 20-03-2020, 21:43   #1
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Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?
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Old 20-03-2020, 22:44   #2
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Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?
Work from home mostly anyway but our whole department got told we have to now.

Only really going out to the shops at the moment and walks.

Sorry to hear about the stroke
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Old 20-03-2020, 23:00   #3
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Karl Pilkington has brought back Rockbusters. Could do those.
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Old 20-03-2020, 23:51   #4
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Buy on ferry
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Old 21-03-2020, 12:41   #5
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Sorry to hear about the stroke
It was one of those pretend ones called a TIA.
Apparently I was sitting at my PC staring at it a long time and when a colleague spoke to me I was talking crap - I have no idea how it was any different than normal
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Old 21-03-2020, 21:05   #6
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No I'm still going to work
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Old 22-03-2020, 11:52   #7
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I’m a key worker. Driving my HGV around to keep you cunts in bog roll etc

But yeah, this is fucking mental
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Old 22-03-2020, 11:55   #8
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I’m a bit pissed off tho, as ten years ago I was training hard for the wogappocylipse and was ripped to fuck.

now it’s finally here I’m a fat useless cunt ffs

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Old 22-03-2020, 11:56   #9
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Plus side, the roads are absolutely dead. Been out on my motorcycle this morning going fucking sick ��
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Old 22-03-2020, 18:10   #10
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Are you still in contact with Enoch Powell?
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