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Old 23-05-2021, 14:07   #1
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Premier league final day, put them on as builders, singles, whatever you want. Obviously don't put anything on until the line ups are actually out as you never know.

Lec vs Spurs

I support Tottenham but today could be bad for them, Leicester are flying high at the moment and could end their season with a top 4 finish if they win today. Spurs on the other hand are in a miserable state and have very little to play for. Europa conference league is best they'll get and that's only if West Ham lose. It seems nailed on for Leicester to win, but there is a caveat. Kane has asked to leave in the summer and this could be his last game in that shirt, he's also neck and neck with Salah for the golden boot. He is a consummate professional so regardless of Spurs in general he could be in the mood today to finish on a high. Even though I think Leicester will win, a safer bet feels like BTTS.

Fulham vs Newcastle

Neither have anything to play for, but Joe Willock is on fire and will be eager to score again. Either go for him to score any time or slightly less return, a shot on target which is priced at 1.9 on most bookies so not bad at all.

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace

Liverpool could coast to 4th place by doing very little and hoping Spurs surprise everyone but Klopp is unlikely to take that chance, Liverpool will go all out today. Palace on the other hand will not be in the mood for an intense finish, Hodgson has had enough, more than half the team is end of contract and they're in no mans land in the league, well out of any relegation danger and not in the running for any european spots so the players will want to come out unscathed for their potential new suiters in the window. In summary, Liverpool will pump them today, go for Liverpool to win and over 1.5 goals or over 2.5 if you're feeling braver.

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Chelsea vs Villa

Villa defeated Spurs in their last game but that says more about a listless Tottenhan as it does a return to form for Villa. Grealish is still not fit for 90 mins and is unlikely to make much impact against a well discplined Chelsea side who know they cannot afford to lose this with Liverpool Leicester both poised to overtake them at the finish line should they drop the points. Despite the stakes, the game will be low scoring, Martinez is a very good goalkeeper and Chelsea despite their robust defence are not clinical at finishing, with 50m star striker Werner more likely to put the ball in the car park than the back of the net. Go for under 2.5 goals and add in Chelsea to win if you want added spice.

Wolves vs Man Utd

Nuno is fucking off, Wolves have struggled to score, and Utd are locked in for 2nd. With Maguire out their defence seems far less confident. Who knew having a fridge on the pitch was such an advantage. Their Europa final is in 3 days so Ole should rotate quite significantly, affording Wolves an opportunity to rebuild their confidence a bit by taking 2nd in the league to task at home. Everything points to Wolves nicking a win here but I think they'll be too much of a mess to capitalise. Utd's weaker 11 is also dogshit. Ole could put out his best after 70mins if its dead but he really shouldn't, he'd be risking injuries to his best for points they don't need. A bore draw suits them. Therefore this is a score bet, 0-0.

City vs Everton

Aguero to score. Almost certainly his last game for City (can't see him making an appearance at UCL final outside of an attacking emergency) and it's at home, meaning a send off. What better way than to try and score one last goal and I think Pep will give him that chance. Only his fitness will preclude him from starting.
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Old 23-05-2021, 16:55   #2
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Lec vs Spurs - BTTS. Win. The bet landed by Kane, who else?
Fulham vs Newcastle - Willock to score. Win - if you went for shot on target that obviously also won.


Liverpool vs Crystal Palace - So far so good.

Chelsea vs Villa - Spicy version of this bet is dead as Chelsea coming back would put us over 2.5, but otherwise the bet is still landing as it stands, but tbh it's hard to see Chelsea not ramping up massively next half.

Wolves vs Man Utd finish as 0-0 - Lost

City vs Everton - Aguero to score. Void as it stands as no start from Aguero. Very likely to be subbed on though in second half.
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City vs Everton - Aguero to score. Void as it stands as no start from Aguero. Very likely to be subbed on though in second half.
Won. Subbed on and scores 5 minutes later.

Chelsea fighting back and take it over 2.5 so that one is lost.
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and Liverpool bet is now landing as it stands.
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Won. Subbed on and scores 5 minutes later.
Scores again just to make sure
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So 4 out of 6 wins, which means a decent profit especially as the goalscorer bets landed which had longest odds
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And loooool at the racist bastards having a fan arrested, all on national tv

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