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Old 08-07-2021, 19:52   #1
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Default Got my fine and court date for sitting on a digger

Sat in a mini digger in Dec 2020 while shitfaced
Now only just got a court date, in Jan 2022, for being 'an unauthorised person taking residence in a mini digger'

Fine is ?100
How fucked is my US Visa with this on my record?
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Old 08-07-2021, 20:27   #2
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just say 'diglet' constantly throughout the court case, the judge will laugh at the pokemon reference and high five you on the way out, probably even sentence the lawyers to prison for not being a laugh
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Old 09-07-2021, 06:31   #3
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Civil case, you'll be fine.
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Old 09-07-2021, 09:25   #4
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Just say you do not consent and you'll be fine.
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Old 09-07-2021, 12:30   #5
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will all be fine because none of this happened you delusional ginger cunt
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Old 09-07-2021, 13:36   #6
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will all be fine because none of this happened you delusional ginger cunt
Yes it did happen
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Old 09-07-2021, 21:12   #7
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yes and you aren't a ginger faggot piece of horse cock sucking faggot piece of shit.
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