Cockroach infestation in Alabama

Oswald · 07-01-2022, 22:02

Got keys to an apartment on Monday
Went in and it had a funny smell, like sweat and wondered why all the lights were on

Didnt stay there, turned all the lights off and went back Tuesday morning and there were 100+ cockroaches

They were fucking everywhere. In the cooker, in the sink, in the bath, bathroom sink, up the walls, and you had to play a game of twister to walk around without stepping on them

There were even 3 dead ones in the toilet

There were eggs on the floor and there was a 2 seater sofa and I found 4 inside it

This country is an abomination. You cant move without a car, like you literally cannot cross the roads. There is no other way to move and theres a car park every 50 metres and idiots complain about how there isnt enough parking spaces and traffic and potholes. How about building a cycle lane or a pavement to reduce the number of cars, instead of every road being a motorway with a service station every 50 metres

Everything is a fucking rip off with admin fees raping you

The country is unsustainable and its fucked. I had the police called on me because I was walking along hte road at night

It's also hot as fucking hell and if it gets cold everyone stays at home

Stagflation · 09-01-2022, 09:30

Idiocracy was a documentary. Stack some cash and leave.

Moses · 11-01-2022, 02:01

Buy a truck and a gun you fucking idiot.

Oswald · 11-01-2022, 06:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

Buy a truck and a gun you fucking idiot.

How?s that going to help with cockroach infestations?

Also trucks are expensive

Moses · 11-01-2022, 08:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oswald

How?s that going to help with cockroach infestations?

Also trucks are expensive

Become a 'van lifer'/live out of the new truck like many Americans do in the land of opportunity.

Moses · 11-01-2022, 11:47

Video not working? GO OLDSKOOL! Or just give up. N* is bound to post a better vid.

Oswald · 11-01-2022, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

Video not working? GO OLDSKOOL! Or just give up. N* is bound to post a better vid.

looks shite
americans need to build non car infrastructure

Moses · 11-01-2022, 21:21

At least it’d be able to drive away from all the natural disasters (and gun-wielding mobs).

Oswald · 12-01-2022, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

At least it?d be able to drive away from all the natural disasters (and gun-wielding mobs).

whats the meaning of your signature?
is that your shot number for when you got vaxxed?

btw im still not vaxxed

need to get one to come back if I go back to denmark in the summer though

07-01-2022, 22:02	#1
Oswald how many people have been mugged? AKA: Bakez Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 31,627	Cockroach infestation in Alabama Got keys to an apartment on Monday Went in and it had a funny smell, like sweat and wondered why all the lights were on Didnt stay there, turned all the lights off and went back Tuesday morning and there were 100+ cockroaches They were fucking everywhere. In the cooker, in the sink, in the bath, bathroom sink, up the walls, and you had to play a game of twister to walk around without stepping on them There were even 3 dead ones in the toilet There were eggs on the floor and there was a 2 seater sofa and I found 4 inside it This country is an abomination. You cant move without a car, like you literally cannot cross the roads. There is no other way to move and theres a car park every 50 metres and idiots complain about how there isnt enough parking spaces and traffic and potholes. How about building a cycle lane or a pavement to reduce the number of cars, instead of every road being a motorway with a service station every 50 metres Everything is a fucking rip off with admin fees raping you The country is unsustainable and its fucked. I had the police called on me because I was walking along hte road at night It's also hot as fucking hell and if it gets cold everyone stays at home __________________ FAVOURITE CASK ALE LIST ADNAMS SOUTHWOLD - Mosaic FULLERS - Red Fox CROUCH VALE - Snow Drop CROUCH VALE - Calypso

11-01-2022, 02:01	#3
Moses Baron Balderdash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Student-toff-land. Posts: 9,373	Buy a truck and a gun you fucking idiot. __________________ 3751058

11-01-2022, 11:47	#6
Moses Baron Balderdash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Student-toff-land. Posts: 9,373	Video not working? GO OLDSKOOL! Or just give up. N* is bound to post a better vid. __________________ 3751058

11-01-2022, 21:21	#8
Moses Baron Balderdash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Student-toff-land. Posts: 9,373	At least it’d be able to drive away from all the natural disasters (and gun-wielding mobs). __________________ 3751058

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