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Old 26-03-2020, 23:08   #1
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Default America is fucked

it is going to become a humanitarian disaster, millions dead, martial law, refugees flooding into canada, the lot

it's a perfect storm:

- they're idiots, totally ignoring social distancing and fighting the virus with prayer
- unfit in general, how many americans have underlying health conditions, virtually all of them?
- healthcare system is shit unless you have good insurance but that will still be overwhelmed quickly
- poor workers and renters rights so millions will feel they have no choice but to go to work regardless. The only ones isolating are the rich, singing on twitter
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Old 26-03-2020, 23:48   #2
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Mate, this is absolutely the fucking serious business

I’m just drinking and smoking loads of weed

I listen to pure bangers and ting, but I think any minute some wAlking dead shit is going to kick off in the street
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Old 26-03-2020, 23:50   #3
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I dont even have my air rifles any more

Bet visage is absolutely filling his pants ��
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Old 27-03-2020, 09:00   #4
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lol at it, bet they went 'woops, obviously went wrong there, that'd be insane... hmm .. oh'
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Old 27-03-2020, 09:04   #5
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early 80s recession, 90s recession, dot com bubble bursting early 00s, the 2008 recession, all just blips in comparison
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Old 27-03-2020, 13:10   #6
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i dont care how many people die,
i dont care who dies
i dont care what the long term effects are like infertility etc
i dont care how long this goes on for

all i care about is whether this increases the interest rate on my mortgage in july
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Old 27-03-2020, 16:17   #7
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Old 27-03-2020, 16:46   #8
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919 die in one day in Italy

Looooooool

We are so going to die horribly
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Old 27-03-2020, 17:44   #9
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the dollar is going to the moon, and then after this is over it will hyper inflate
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