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Old 19-05-2020, 09:17   #71
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probably more likely a last ditch attempt to save the climate after years of pissing about

"we need to cease virtually all travel, force as many as possible to work from home instead of commuting, people need to be told this is to save the environment"

"they'll never do it... you need to scare them indoors"

"release one of the viruses, start it off in some chinese shithole, not a super deadly one, but enough to get us indoors"

"do we involve the US president on this one?"

"no, jesus, god no, with a bit of luck he'll catch this one and die"
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probably more likely a last ditch attempt to save the climate after years of pissing about

"we need to cease virtually all travel, force as many as possible to work from home instead of commuting, people need to be told this is to save the environment"

"they'll never do it... you need to scare them indoors"

"release one of the viruses, start it off in some chinese shithole, not a super deadly one, but enough to get us indoors"

"do we involve the US president on this one?"

"no, jesus, god no, with a bit of luck he'll catch this one and die"
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Old 19-05-2020, 16:23   #73
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Putting forward laws to suspend people's rights, increasing surveilence, controlling movement, making money, who knows maybe there's a fiendish plan to crash the economies, creative destruction to implement some new society.

Databases of 'clean' individuals, increased border controls, the relatively free world of the last century becoming a thing of the past. At the very least I bet they try and phase out cash in more places because 'it spreads disease'.

Can you get cask ale in Poland?
Or are they all lager louts

The decline of the West coincides exactly with the decline in cask ale
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Old 19-05-2020, 17:40   #74
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Nan died from covid btw, APPARENTLY
Professional smoker for 70 years up to 40 a day, 85 years old weighing 5stone and about 5ft2 when she used to be 5ft10, in a care home and being treated with a chest infection

Didn’t get covid diagnosis until after she died
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Old 19-05-2020, 20:09   #75
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My condolences. And unfortunately a story I’ve heard from 3 friends now, yourself included.
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Can you get cask ale in Poland?
Or are they all lager louts
You can but there is a lot of lager and of course vodka.

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Old 19-05-2020, 21:41   #77
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My condolences. And unfortunately a story Ive heard from 3 friends now, yourself included.
she prob didnt even have covid
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Nan died from covid btw, APPARENTLY
Professional smoker for 70 years up to 40 a day, 85 years old weighing 5stone and about 5ft2 when she used to be 5ft10, in a care home and being treated with a chest infection

Didnt get covid diagnosis until after she died
RIP. Only have two properly old people left (paternal grandmother and the sister in law of my late maternal grandmother)... ones in a fancy care home up here so probably FUCKED.

Although my father is 70 ffs.
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Old 20-05-2020, 09:04   #79
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All of them will die soon, I’m sorry to inform you
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