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Old 16-04-2020, 23:56   #1
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Hope everyone is well.

But am I the only sad bastard that missed this place? So how come the site went full private for ages?
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Old 17-04-2020, 09:25   #2
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I’ve died of the virus
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Old 17-04-2020, 09:59   #3
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This is the afterlife moron. Like in San Junipero episode of Black Mirror, when you die your consciousness is uploaded to this forum. Many users don't realise/accept it at first. Like dimle keeps saying he's had a stroke but recovered...

EG died asleep at the wheel of his lorry, went right off a cliff, taking 30 tonnes of toilet roll and 20 illegals with him. He had the virus also but his immune system was too mint for it, the minti-bodies absolutely minted it off. Doctors hoped to harvest his mintness but it's gone now.

I died of compound RSI injuries in the middle of typing a 6000 word post.
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Old 17-04-2020, 11:17   #4
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Old 17-04-2020, 12:41   #5
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Penski reported it to the police
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Old 17-04-2020, 12:46   #6
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i reckon penski messaged craig with some threat about the new zealand patriot and, like a rat off a ship, craig shat himself and started deleting his posts and accounts, leaving the only the messages with words nigger and paki etc in it

DD kicked off about the sanctity and how deleting accounts had fucked up the forum for historical purposes
and chuckles couldnt be bothered to sort it out so just shut down the forum
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Old 17-04-2020, 18:52   #7
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So Penski was a Nark?
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Old 17-04-2020, 19:46   #8
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It doesn't matter who reported it.
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Old 18-04-2020, 02:35   #9
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Nah, seriously? Did someone report this place? What could it be reported for?

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Old 18-04-2020, 08:35   #10
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