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Old 08-04-2020, 22:03   #1
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Would be get to get a tally going.

Good to see Bakez and EG are still alive, but where is Enoch?
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Old 09-04-2020, 05:34   #2
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Enoch is alive and well on his own forum

He won’t post here as he’s a stubborn cunt
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Old 09-04-2020, 09:53   #3
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This is all very 'death of stalin'

Just tell us if he's died of egg starvation, don't try and keep 'Enoch' alive as mythos, something to rally the troops over but is never actually seen or heard first hand
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Old 09-04-2020, 17:26   #4
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I'm nearly dead
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Old 09-04-2020, 18:35   #5
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No ur not mate x
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Old 09-04-2020, 19:02   #6
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I had a stroke last year, that was fucking close.
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Old 09-04-2020, 19:36   #7
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I had a stroke this morning. Had to tempt the thing out with a piece of bacon, IM THAT FAT
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My grandad died last week.

The hospitals are in lockdown so I wasn’t allowed in the ambulance with him, nor was I allowed to follow, or allowed in to a&e with him. The doctor called at 1am to say he was much better, and was being transferred to a ward. 3 hours later I got a call to say he had died.

Only 10 people are allowed at the funeral. We have to drive ourselves to the cemetery as funeral cars aren’t allowed. , it’s a burial only, no service allowed. We aren’t allowed flowers, have to stand 2 metres apart and leave immediately afterwards alone and go straight home.

Utterly devastating.
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I'm so sorry Nat
We are lucky that my Mum died at home on Dec 22nd with both me & my sister with her and within minutes all her immediate family were there.
Her funeral was absolutely packed for an 84 year old, I can't imagine if I had to go through what you're going through, I'd be a mental wreck.
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It's a shit situation, they're not funerals really at the moment, they're formalities. Funerals are about closure and saying goodbye, remembering good times with people. Can't do any of that. I suppose families will postpone all that and get together afterwards properly but it isn't the same, too much time will elapse.

Got two relatives in care homes and been told if they get it, they won't be going to hospital for treatment. Which took the family by surprise. One is pretty ill from existing things but other isn't that bad. Trying to navigate the rules and laws on this is a minefield. The homes are quite adamant they have the medical authority to just make them comfortable and treat them at the home. They have one oxygen machine in both homes, no mechanical ventilators. Hancock has said this isn't the case, even the most hopeless cases will be admitted, but then an assessment team of nurses has said he's mistaken and the reality is ambulances would refuse. Fortunately neither have contracted it, and apparently nobody in the home has symptoms but it's a bit meaningless when we know how asymptomatic people can be for a while. Nobody is getting tested in these places from what I can make out. That seems madness to me, celebs are getting tested out of curiosity to see if their sniffle is covid, but care workers who could be unknowingly spreading it aren't getting them. South Korea were testing people 2-3 times removed from initial infection vectors. That's how you stamp it out.

After all this is over there needs to be some solid inquiries getting to the bottom of all this. It feels like there's several major scandals going on as we speak.
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