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Old 25-03-2020, 18:07   #1
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I'm shitting it right now

I've got 40k in it

28k student loan debt
100k mortgage
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Old 26-03-2020, 07:05   #2
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Lol pension
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Old 26-03-2020, 09:25   #3
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However much 12% of my Salary since I was in my early 20's amounts to.
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Old 28-03-2020, 17:26   #4
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my pension is my house and bitcoin

so, basically fucked

"it'll bounce back" - yes, in time for covid-49
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Old 28-03-2020, 17:39   #5
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More than what I have got

Which is absolutely nothing
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Old 28-03-2020, 21:43   #6
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Dunno when to chuck loads into a stocks and shares isa. How much worse will the markets get?
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Old 28-03-2020, 21:58   #7
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Lemme check, hold on..
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Old 29-03-2020, 22:31   #8
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However much 12% of my Salary since I was in my early 20's amounts to.
u need to find out bro
dont wanna still be loading servers into the back of lorries when ur 65
u wanna be on dat sweet final salary pension and going down hobbit every day

they will remove tax free pension contributions after corona tho, its the only way they will be able to pay for this without causing hyperinflation
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Old 06-04-2020, 16:51   #9
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Probably not enough...

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Old 08-04-2020, 22:08   #10
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Got a couple of milly in the pot since watching a pension tutorial by benklottie
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