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Old 17-05-2021, 18:28   #1
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What will you be doing to celebrate St George's Day next week?
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Old 17-05-2021, 19:00   #2
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What is Saint Georges day?
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Old 17-05-2021, 22:36   #3
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What will you be doing to celebrate St George's Day next week?
Aren't you a month late?
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Old 18-05-2021, 10:04   #4
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What is Saint Georges day?
An extremely important day of the year that true English patriots come together to celebrate Englishness. Normally marked by incorrectly citing cultural items, typically food and beverages as English when in fact they're normally European or Asian. This does not dampen the celebrations however, which intensify in a drunken swirl of Vera Lynn and Stella Artois, peaking with renditions of the chorus section of Rule Britannia.

Those on the cultural left will usually attempt to mock the day itself by pointing out George was not actually of English descent. This quickly escalates to Queen's ancestry also being examined. The term "Mountbatten" typically increases by about 600% on Twitter for around 24 hours.
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Old 18-05-2021, 10:11   #5
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Plus it coincides with Pies getting a three day erection.
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Old 18-05-2021, 13:14   #6
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Plus it coincides with Pies getting a three day erection.
I thought that was when his niece stayed over ?
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Old 18-05-2021, 14:24   #7
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Pies' sister has a baby 9 months after St George's day, every year.
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Old 18-05-2021, 20:01   #8
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An extremely important day of the year that true English patriots come together to celebrate Englishness. Normally marked by incorrectly citing cultural items, typically food and beverages as English when in fact they're normally European or Asian. This does not dampen the celebrations however, which intensify in a drunken swirl of Vera Lynn and Stella Artois, peaking with renditions of the chorus section of Rule Britannia.

Those on the cultural left will usually attempt to mock the day itself by pointing out George was not actually of English descent. This quickly escalates to Queen's ancestry also being examined. The term "Mountbatten" typically increases by about 600% on Twitter for around 24 hours.
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