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dimle 20-03-2020 21:43

Anybody in Isolation?
 
Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?

Chuckles 20-03-2020 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by dimle (Post 1023863)
Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?

Work from home mostly anyway but our whole department got told we have to now.

Only really going out to the shops at the moment and walks.

Sorry to hear about the stroke

Malcolm Tucker 20-03-2020 23:00

Karl Pilkington has brought back Rockbusters. Could do those.

Chuckles 20-03-2020 23:51

Buy on ferry

dimle 21-03-2020 12:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuckles (Post 1023864)
Sorry to hear about the stroke

It was one of those pretend ones called a TIA.
Apparently I was sitting at my PC staring at it a long time and when a colleague spoke to me I was talking crap - I have no idea how it was any different than normal :)

Northerner 21-03-2020 21:05

No I'm still going to work

Frank Castle 22-03-2020 11:52

I’m a key worker. Driving my HGV around to keep you cunts in bog roll etc

But yeah, this is fucking mental

Frank Castle 22-03-2020 11:55

I’m a bit pissed off tho, as ten years ago I was training hard for the wogappocylipse and was ripped to fuck.

now it’s finally here I’m a fat useless cunt ffs

BLOODY TYPICAL EH

Frank Castle 22-03-2020 11:56

Plus side, the roads are absolutely dead. Been out on my motorcycle this morning going fucking sick ��

Malcolm Tucker 22-03-2020 18:10

Are you still in contact with Enoch Powell?


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