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Oswald
19-06-2021, 08:41
only 2 months before moving to the Alabama
whats the best car recommendation for when i get out there, what about a tesla?

Oswald
19-06-2021, 08:43
im thinking model S with full self driving capability

Moses
20-06-2021, 00:56
F150 Lightning if you want to be AMERICAN. Tesla Model S Plaid if you want to go to the Moon.

Oswald
20-06-2021, 11:01
Can’t afford plaid

Moses
20-06-2021, 15:47
Why not model y or 3?

Oswald
20-06-2021, 18:06
Why not model y or 3?

Gonna get a model Y and an ebike as well

Oswald
28-06-2021, 20:20
with the price of these things why is it not better to just UBER everywhere
if BAMA had safe roads to cycle on id fuck this off

Moses
28-06-2021, 23:20
You not worried about huge swathes of America becoming uninhabitable hell-holes with water shortages and power outages when hydro has to turn off etc?

Oswald
29-06-2021, 11:01
You not worried about huge swathes of America becoming uninhabitable hell-holes with water shortages and power outages when hydro has to turn off etc?
wat

Moses
29-06-2021, 12:17
ruZYgYJ0oEU

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/29/tejon-ranch-housing-centennial-california-wildfires?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1624961270

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57634700

Etc.

Climate change is going to fuck loads of the US.

Eg. where I said water shortages and power outages, that's covered in the video. Water levels at the Hoover Dam are pretty low and basically its hydroelectric output is lower. So you have water shortages and potential power supply issues lel (currently operating far lower than its standard output).

Oswald
29-06-2021, 14:35
ruZYgYJ0oEU

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/29/tejon-ranch-housing-centennial-california-wildfires?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1624961270

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57634700

Etc.

Climate change is going to fuck loads of the US.

Eg. where I said water shortages and power outages, that's covered in the video. Water levels at the Hoover Dam are pretty low and basically its hydroelectric output is lower. So you have water shortages and potential power supply issues lel (currently operating far lower than its standard output).
Will I be alright on 130k a year

Moses
29-06-2021, 16:23
Will I be alright on 130k a year

Lel.

What does that mean in terms of take-home after you've paid for everything including stuff like health insurance and a pension etc? Are you gonna stay there/can you use stuff like 401ks and Roth IRAs?

Moses
29-06-2021, 16:27
https://www.bestplaces.net/cost_of_living/state/alabama

Lol at ?860/month for a four bed house ffs. Dunno how much property taxes etc are though. And is Alabama one of the places where the internet costs fucking shit loads and is still capped etc?

Just move to Scotland and build turbines you idiot. You can rent my spare room. My place is adjacent to an epic park.

In Edinburgh so away from the peasants.

Oswald
29-06-2021, 17:33
Lel.

What does that mean in terms of take-home after you've paid for everything including stuff like health insurance and a pension etc? Are you gonna stay there/can you use stuff like 401ks and Roth IRAs?

I take home like 7k a month

Moses
30-06-2021, 09:39
I take home like 7k a month

Then have to spend 4k on aircon, internet, and security.

Oswald
30-06-2021, 11:15
Then have to spend 4k on aircon, internet, and security.

My rent is $800 a month

Moses
30-06-2021, 11:53
Give us your full budget so we can identify what you've missed and why you'll be miserable.

Oswald
30-06-2021, 14:31
Give us your full budget so we can identify what you've missed and why you'll be miserable.
the problem is i need to buy a car or risk death everyday
i hate fucking cars, i hate driving them, i hate parking, i hate maintaining them, and i fucking hate paying for them :yes:

how the fuck am i going to get shitfaced on 6 pints of ale after work on a tuesday when ive got to drive afterwards

Moses
30-06-2021, 14:37
Uber everywhere.

At least your Tesla choice helps in terms of less driving, less parking, and less maintenance.

Oswald
30-06-2021, 14:50
Uber everywhere.

At least your Tesla choice helps in terms of less driving, less parking, and less maintenance.

Also without a 20km commute on bike to work im going to get obese
I already eat shitloads of chocolate
Like I often eat 2-3 tubs of Ben n jerries a week or Hagen das
Or I?ll buy a pack of milky ways and eat them all at once

Moses
30-06-2021, 16:41
Nah because their chocolate etc is fucking dog shit. Weird, spreadable marshmallow in jars, Twinkies which just don't taste nice, etc.

Might go broke buying stuff which has been imported from the UK. Maybe we can send you care packages.

Oswald
01-07-2021, 14:53
If I get a car it’s gonna be a Tesla model 3 long range, I’ll lease it only 650 a month and I bet in 2 years the resale price will crash if Tesla ups production or bmw etc get a real electric car, and I might not even stay in the us

But I’ll try Uber + ebike for 1 month and see how many near death experiences I have