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Wildcat
17-05-2021, 18:28
What will you be doing to celebrate St George's Day next week?

ChemicalKicks
17-05-2021, 19:00
What is Saint Georges day?

Visage
17-05-2021, 22:36
What will you be doing to celebrate St George's Day next week?Aren't you a month late?

Malcolm Tucker
18-05-2021, 10:04
What is Saint Georges day?

An extremely important day of the year that true English patriots come together to celebrate Englishness. Normally marked by incorrectly citing cultural items, typically food and beverages as English when in fact they're normally European or Asian. This does not dampen the celebrations however, which intensify in a drunken swirl of Vera Lynn and Stella Artois, peaking with renditions of the chorus section of Rule Britannia.

Those on the cultural left will usually attempt to mock the day itself by pointing out George was not actually of English descent. This quickly escalates to Queen's ancestry also being examined. The term "Mountbatten" typically increases by about 600% on Twitter for around 24 hours.

Visage
18-05-2021, 10:11
Plus it coincides with Pies getting a three day erection.

yourmum
18-05-2021, 13:14
Plus it coincides with Pies getting a three day erection.

I thought that was when his niece stayed over ?

Visage
18-05-2021, 14:24
Pies' sister has a baby 9 months after St George's day, every year.

Wildcat
18-05-2021, 20:01
An extremely important day of the year that true English patriots come together to celebrate Englishness. Normally marked by incorrectly citing cultural items, typically food and beverages as English when in fact they're normally European or Asian. This does not dampen the celebrations however, which intensify in a drunken swirl of Vera Lynn and Stella Artois, peaking with renditions of the chorus section of Rule Britannia.

Those on the cultural left will usually attempt to mock the day itself by pointing out George was not actually of English descent. This quickly escalates to Queen's ancestry also being examined. The term "Mountbatten" typically increases by about 600% on Twitter for around 24 hours.
Right on!