Child caused injuries

[ChemicalKicks]

God damn I've just been poked in the eye so hard by my over enthusiastic 8mo. I've been sitting crying, can't hold my eye open. My fault but FML

Cheer me up, anyone else have anything similar they want to share

[ChemicalKicks]

Need to go to fucking a&e

[Malcolm Tucker]

You'll need to book a slot first.

[ChemicalKicks]

You'll need to book a slot first.

My Mrs called, they said go to A&E. Got there and they referred me the opticians for triage. So I have a large scratch on the jellly part of my eye, he gave me a anesthetic eye drop and eye lube. BiL gave me some codeine and I feel spazzed out but not crying in pain anymore

[Frank Castle]

Lol u gay

[ChemicalKicks]

Lol u gay

This hurts, I mean, we slept together that one time my dude!!! :dolefrog: