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Oswald
30-08-2020, 09:31
Met a Hungarian woman
Got her number
About 5ft7, dark hair blue eyes, tanned, 30 years old
Squats 75kg apparently
Seems a bit autistic
She’s working in a hotel stealing jobs

What do I do, can’t invite her for drinks cos she’s seen me drinking 2 days in a row

Chuckles
01-09-2020, 16:48
Sure it's not one of the migrants Farage has been going round hotels chasing?

ChemicalKicks
01-09-2020, 18:13
Drink 12 pints before you meet her

Oswald
01-09-2020, 18:22
Meeting her Thursday

Malcolm Tucker
01-09-2020, 19:26
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1Bi0DSXAAArHVR?format=jpg&name=small

ChemicalKicks
02-09-2020, 08:51
Meeting her Thursday

Drink 12 pints on the night then

Northerner
04-09-2020, 09:06
Did you shag her?

ChemicalKicks
04-09-2020, 09:28
Did you shag her?

Living life through the youth of others :hehe:

Northerner
04-09-2020, 10:52
I'm waiting for the inevitable "I think she is pregnant" post by bakez tbh

Oswald
04-09-2020, 11:17
No
Didn’t even kiss her
Meeting again Saturday
If the nutcase who raped me turns out to be pregnant I will suicide cos this Hungarian is the ONE

ChemicalKicks
04-09-2020, 16:21
No
Didn’t even kiss her
Meeting again Saturday
If the nutcase who raped me turns out to be pregnant I will suicide cos this Hungarian is the ONE

Does she know kung fu, she's not the one if she doesn't!

Oswald
06-09-2020, 13:12
She’s not the one
I knew she had some kind of autism and depression within 30 seconds of first meeting her but she has extreme issues. Shes Has chronic panic attacks over tiny details
She has severve body dysmorphic disorder and goes CrossFit 5x a week and worries about her body way too much. Her hair style is used to cover her face cos she thinks it’s too wide
She said she was in an 8 year relationship where the guy would abuse her so she eventually left

She’s minimum 9/10 for a 30 year old and has very nice eyes and shows glimpses of being a sweet person

I don’t think she’s a narc, eg like Meghan Markle, but this is walking into a disaster
I’ve diagnosed all these conditions myself btw

bru_km
06-09-2020, 13:59
So she's out of your league - is that what you're saying?

Oswald
06-09-2020, 14:32
So she's out of your league - is that what you're saying?

No I’m saying I’m gonna end up having sex with her for a few months and help her with therapy
Then the therapy won’t work and I will have to break it off and I’ll have another psycho threatening she’s gonna suicide chasing after me

She even talked about getting plastic surgery ffs, she’s got servere issues

Moses
06-09-2020, 22:12
She’s not the one
I knew she had some kind of autism and depression within 30 seconds of first meeting her but she has extreme issues. Shes Has chronic panic attacks over tiny details
She has severve body dysmorphic disorder and goes CrossFit 5x a week and worries about her body way too much. Her hair style is used to cover her face cos she thinks it’s too wide
She said she was in an 8 year relationship where the guy would abuse her so she eventually left

She’s minimum 9/10 for a 30 year old and has very nice eyes and shows glimpses of being a sweet person

I don’t think she’s a narc, eg like Meghan Markle, but this is walking into a disaster
I’ve diagnosed all these conditions myself btw

Watch Cobra Kai then chin the ex in front of her to cure her problems.

Oswald
07-09-2020, 07:16
Watch Cobra Kai then chin the ex in front of her to cure her problems.

No ty

ChemicalKicks
07-09-2020, 09:14
Watch Cobra Kai then chin the ex in front of her to cure her problems.

Loved Cobra Kai so went back and watched Karate kid, OMG the film is so fucking shit.

Stagflation
07-09-2020, 11:07
X_0yBlvpmgU

Frank Castle
14-09-2020, 22:25
Lol
I’ve got Shit loads of birds on the go

FUCKING 67 stunners TIMES INFINITY

Visage
15-09-2020, 07:25
It doesnt count if you pay for it.

Frank Castle
15-09-2020, 10:43
We all pay for it one way or another

ChemicalKicks
15-09-2020, 10:46
Do we though? In a relationship, there's always give and take, ultimately a good relationship is one IMO we're you're prepared to make compromises for the other person. I think that's a win really.

Malcolm Tucker
15-09-2020, 11:04
missus could see your screen eh?

Frank Castle
15-09-2020, 11:14
Honestly I’ve met a right fucking stunner tho. SHES THE ONE

ChemicalKicks
15-09-2020, 12:15
missus could see your screen eh?

Haha, nah. I've just mellowed a lot! I love my Mrs!!!

Honestly I’ve met a right fucking stunner tho. SHES THE ONE

How'd you meet?

Oswald
15-09-2020, 14:31
She’s got 19k followers on Instagram and an amazing CrossFit body, very saucy :yes:
Loads of SIMPs messaging her daily

Unfortunately her anxiety is out of control and that will 100% drag me down too given my daily suicidal thoughts
she’s been ruined by the stresses of the modern world, whereas I just don’t see the point of the universe existing

Frank Castle
15-09-2020, 14:36
Sounds like she drinks too much coffee. Could be all the caffeine in her pre workout making her mental

Oswald
15-09-2020, 15:04
Sounds like she drinks too much coffee. Could be all the caffeine in her pre workout making her mental

:loool:

She’s got a coffee machine in her house and drinks 2 a day, the one in the morning is a double espresso and she grinds the beans herself or some shit, anyway it’s vile

Malcolm Tucker
15-09-2020, 20:23
is it benklottie's daughter?

Oswald
16-09-2020, 12:34
no
had sex with her last night
shes making totally shit puns like 'i cant ride my fixie bike cos i cant fix it LOOOL', its quite worrying imo
as long as she can drink 2 pints of cask ale at least once a week while maintain that body im sure it will all work out tho :yes:

Frank Castle
16-09-2020, 13:05
Smashing it son. I taught you well :sv:

Frank Castle
16-09-2020, 13:08
I turned one down last night :hehe:

I took her out about 2 weeks ago and was a gentleman, walked her home and didn’t try anything

She asked me to come round last night, but tbh I’m cracking on with this 10/10 so my conscience wouldn’t allow me to do it

A true gentleman

ChemicalKicks
16-09-2020, 15:12
You'll regret that, gotta play them numbers fam

Oswald
16-09-2020, 18:58
LOL she’s dumped me
Says she’s confused
This is after I came in her mouth

ChemicalKicks
16-09-2020, 20:09
She on the rebound maybe?

Moses
16-09-2020, 23:38
LOL she’s dumped me
Says she’s confused
This is after I came in her mouth

Because you then asked her to snowball?

Frank Castle
17-09-2020, 09:34
Fuck off moses

Oswald
17-09-2020, 15:29
She said her worries are coming from overthinking
I know she had an 8 year fiancée who she last spoke to 1 month ago and he texted her last week

Anyway, I said overthinking is normal and that she’s a very attractive and charming young lady and I wish her the best
I’m such a sweet heart even when getting dumped

I was supposed to meet her tomorrow, but instead I’ll be drinking cask ale while she’ll be wasting her life on the next useless cunt #winning

ChemicalKicks
17-09-2020, 17:57
Why she split from her ex?

Oswald
17-09-2020, 18:01
Why she split from her ex?

He was just a cunt apparently, abused her loads

ChemicalKicks
17-09-2020, 19:06
He was just a cunt apparently, abused her loads

What's your take?

yourmum
22-09-2020, 15:24
Drink 12 pints before you meet her

then fuck her up the arse........... those eastern european slags love a bit of anal

Oswald
22-09-2020, 17:10
What's your take?

She spacked
I was trying to be nice coz I thought she needed it, she wouldn’t shut up about her bad experiences before with him and other family
And I knew this Spanish girl from 5 years ago, exactly the same age good looking and a good personality if she wanted to show it, who did exactly the same, she just kept going on about her parents abusing her. I went on 3 dates with her and didn’t have sex, and she ended up being sectioned, such a waste of life

Oswald
22-09-2020, 18:37
then fuck her up the arse........... those eastern european slags love a bit of anal

I will if she sees me again
Deleted her number
Still got a Tupperware box she gave me

yourmum
01-10-2020, 13:49
I will if she sees me again
Deleted her number
Still got a Tupperware box she gave me

if you see her again tell her you have a gift for her. Cut a hole in the tupperware box and then put your dick in the box. Play the dick in a box tune while you tell her to take the lid off.

Frank Castle
07-10-2020, 21:43
2nd date this weekend. No sex yet just kissing

SHES A LADY

Oswald
07-10-2020, 22:06
Bought XL condoms after this experience to accommodate my 6 incher
Every cloud has a silver lining :sv:
If I’d bought them earlier I would have shagged every super model in existence

Frank Castle
08-10-2020, 08:13
Shut up ffs
I had a six incher. It’s now a 4.5 incher due to my body being so fat LOOOOL

hey my technique is still flawless tho :yes:

ChemicalKicks
08-10-2020, 11:43
2nd date this weekend. No sex yet just kissing

SHES A LADY

Or maybe you're just more of a gentleman now

Malcolm Tucker
08-10-2020, 11:48
Don't worry about him, he's out shagging, regular as clockwork.. so don't...