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Oswald
25-03-2020, 19:07
I'm shitting it right now

I've got 40k in it

28k student loan debt
100k mortgage

Frank Castle
26-03-2020, 08:05
Lol pension

Chuckles
26-03-2020, 10:25
However much 12% of my Salary since I was in my early 20's amounts to.

Malcolm Tucker
28-03-2020, 18:26
my pension is my house and bitcoin

so, basically fucked

"it'll bounce back" - yes, in time for covid-49

Frank Castle
28-03-2020, 18:39
More than what I have got

Which is absolutely nothing

Moses
28-03-2020, 22:43
Dunno when to chuck loads into a stocks and shares isa. How much worse will the markets get?

Malcolm Tucker
28-03-2020, 22:58
Lemme check, hold on..

Oswald
29-03-2020, 22:31
However much 12% of my Salary since I was in my early 20's amounts to.
u need to find out bro
dont wanna still be loading servers into the back of lorries when ur 65
u wanna be on dat sweet final salary pension and going down hobbit every day

they will remove tax free pension contributions after corona tho, its the only way they will be able to pay for this without causing hyperinflation

Overwatch
06-04-2020, 16:51
Probably not enough...

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Funclaimedassets.co.uk%2Fwp-content-677f%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F05%2FNational-Lottery-logo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 ?

iam
08-04-2020, 22:08
Got a couple of milly in the pot since watching a pension tutorial by benklottie

Oswald
12-04-2020, 02:03
Got a couple of milly in the pot since watching a pension tutorial by benklottieyou must have loads with that 5 bedroom bastard flat :loool:

Malcolm Tucker
14-04-2020, 12:42
ONS projecting deficit to rise from 30bn to 270bn. Pretty much double the 2008-2009 crisis' peak but wHy diDnT tHe tOriEs fiX tHe rOof wHiLe thE sUn waS sHiNing??!! nOw THeyRe ruNniN uP tHe cRediT caRd! :peskykids:

-35% contraction of GDP. Projected to bounceback but how long it will take is the real question.

But of course Labour's manifesto, during economic norms, with less borrowing over a longer period would have bankrupted Britain. :fastyes:

Hopefully this will put all that nonsense to bed and highlight how running an economy with a sovereign currency is literally nothing like running household finances and all the analogies that come with it are trash. Even a surplus of 30bn would have made no difference to this when deficit is well into triple figures.

Malcolm Tucker
14-04-2020, 12:42
double post

dimle
15-04-2020, 20:01
I've been taking one of my pensions for the last two years - I got 25k + £100 a week.
If I live another 4 years I'll get an NHS one that will be more than that.

Oswald
17-04-2020, 12:51
I've been taking one of my pensions for the last two years - I got 25k + £100 a week.
If I live another 4 years I'll get an NHS one that will be more than that.

youre on 25k from your pension? :picard:
holy fuck

defined benefits i expect

Moses
17-04-2020, 17:02
youre on 25k from your pension? :picard:
holy fuck

defined benefits i expect

Boomers, innit. My father took very early retirement (technically voluntary redundancy followed by retirement) and still got an obscene amount of money. Head teacher of an unremarkably sized provincial primary school. Now sitting there receiving far more than he ever paid in.

Stagflation
18-04-2020, 08:34
youre on 25k from your pension? :picard:
holy fuck

defined benefits i expect

Think he means he got a 25k lump sum?

ChemicalKicks
18-04-2020, 10:21
Think he means he got a 25k lump sum?

That's how it reads :)

dimle
19-04-2020, 11:22
Think he means he got a 25k lump sum?

Yes, 25k lump sum and £100/week.
I want a Paul Reed Smith guitar but the bitch won't let me spend any of it :headbang:

ChemicalKicks
19-04-2020, 14:18
What she got her eye on then?

dimle
19-04-2020, 21:44
What she got her eye on then?

She's had new stairs, new doors, new bloody everything but she hasn't dug into that money.

Oswald
20-04-2020, 22:27
you can buy my 1970s burny les paul in cream colour, like steve jones
it gets pussy wet btw without it even being played

bit of fret wear since ive played pretty vacant on it about 2000 times

yours for 25k tho