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dimle
20-03-2020, 22:43
Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?

Chuckles
20-03-2020, 23:44
Cause I'm an old bastard with diabetes and a recent stroke I've got to go in isolation for 12 weeks.
I'm too old for Pornhub so what can I do to pass the time?

Work from home mostly anyway but our whole department got told we have to now.

Only really going out to the shops at the moment and walks.

Sorry to hear about the stroke

Malcolm Tucker
21-03-2020, 00:00
Karl Pilkington has brought back Rockbusters. Could do those.

Chuckles
21-03-2020, 00:51
Buy on ferry

dimle
21-03-2020, 13:41
Sorry to hear about the stroke

It was one of those pretend ones called a TIA.
Apparently I was sitting at my PC staring at it a long time and when a colleague spoke to me I was talking crap - I have no idea how it was any different than normal :)

Northerner
21-03-2020, 22:05
No I'm still going to work

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 12:52
I’m a key worker. Driving my HGV around to keep you cunts in bog roll etc

But yeah, this is fucking mental

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 12:55
I’m a bit pissed off tho, as ten years ago I was training hard for the wogappocylipse and was ripped to fuck.

now it’s finally here I’m a fat useless cunt ffs

BLOODY TYPICAL EH

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 12:56
Plus side, the roads are absolutely dead. Been out on my motorcycle this morning going fucking sick ��

Malcolm Tucker
22-03-2020, 19:10
Are you still in contact with Enoch Powell?

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 20:10
Yes of course

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 20:10
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/clownworld/this-is-it-t315-s470.html

Frank Castle
22-03-2020, 20:11
No penski or visage allowed tho so I’m informed

dimle
23-03-2020, 00:02
I’m a key worker. Driving my HGV around to keep you cunts in bog roll etc

Thanks

Stagflation
23-03-2020, 16:35
Eyup, I now live in Poland but me and my girlfriend have not left the flat in 10 days. Self imposed quarantine as we don't want to kill her parents. :ddsniggerjig:

Malcolm Tucker
24-03-2020, 09:12
I always said you were drifting to the right at a bit, but, to invade Poland...

Stagflation
24-03-2020, 12:02
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Stagflation
24-03-2020, 22:49
https://t.co/8fvGxDVse0?amp=1

Chuckles
24-03-2020, 23:17
I read that, but if it were true, why are the vast majority of those suspected of having it being tested negative?

Stagflation
25-03-2020, 10:20
Obviously only with widespread testing can they know for sure, do people still test positive months after 'beating' the virus or do they have to test for antibodies?

I took it as a bit of good news anyway, even if it's only a hypothesis.

mok
25-03-2020, 14:58
Still working from home, enjoying my state-sanctioned single physical activity per day...
I thought this site was dead!

Oswald
25-03-2020, 15:23
ROUND UP THE FUCKING TROOPS FFS

WHY DIDNT I GET AN EMAIL EARLIER

CHUCKLES I TRIED TO MESSAGE YOU ON FACEBOOK AGES AGO ABOUT THIS HAPPENING, WHY U BLOCK ME FFS?

Oswald
25-03-2020, 15:25
this is the best day of my life
the old gang back together :yes:

Stagflation
25-03-2020, 15:27
Him and Craig removed me from their facebook friends list. :chuckles:

Scared to be associated with me due to my intolerant views of controlling borders. :ssparrot:

Oswald
25-03-2020, 15:38
Him and Craig removed me from their facebook friends list. :chuckles:

Scared to be associated with me due to my intolerant views of controlling borders. :ssparrot:the world is going to change after this, this is the black swan that is kicking off the financial armageddon that DD posted about every day from 2004-2016

but its subsiding now already, italy has peaked and i reckon theres already 200k-500k people in the UK who already have the flying bat aids, so the death rate is nowhere near 10%

the deaths from the economic impact will be higher than the virus, i will personally be suiciding myself if interest rates go up before july

the dollar was catastrophically mooning and so the fed has to do every thing it can to stop it, otherwise noone will be able to pay their debts
inflation and interest rates 5%+ by 2025
luckily im only in 130k debt lulz

we could have made so much money in this crash, mining and energy stocks will 5-10x in the coming years due to this inflation

this was also the first time in Owen Jones' lifetime that he couldnt shout racist at something to make it go away

Stagflation
25-03-2020, 15:50
The cure could very well be worse than the disease. :yes:

Northerner
25-03-2020, 19:40
Still working from home, enjoying my state-sanctioned single physical activity per day...
I thought this site was dead!

^This

Frank Castle
26-03-2020, 08:01
I’m fucking MINT cos I’m an HGV DRIVER

gonna be on 3k as week soon :sv:

Frank Castle
26-03-2020, 08:03
I’ve already had it anyway, in November December

Had a chest infection for 8 weeks and 3 lots of antibiotics. Had 2 chest X-ray during that period

Chuckles
26-03-2020, 10:27
Covid-19 is a virus. Antibiotics do fuck all.

Oswald
26-03-2020, 12:36
Covid-19 is a virus. Antibiotics do fuck all.u been watching the boomer john campbell on youtube as well?

Chuckles
26-03-2020, 20:26
Yes, a couple

Frank Castle
26-03-2020, 22:32
Who’s ready for the riots and looting ?

I reckon we’re on a knife edge. Not joking tbh

Malcolm Tucker
26-03-2020, 23:52
where is enoch powell

I mean, this is it, this is the moment, it's all come down to this

Frank Castle
27-03-2020, 00:55
Are u scared crog ??

Like mate I’m ripped to fuck, I’m dead hard, 167 stunners or what ever it was,,but this is mad bro. I’m also really fat and old LOOOL

is this it

Malcolm Tucker
27-03-2020, 09:53
yeah it's actually it now

we've had some false alarms over the years, greece debt crisis, london riots, but nothing compared to this

this is the economic equivalent to yellowstone erupting, it's not even truly got going yet, we're looking at 2 weeks till our peak, and that's just cos we're all hunkered down, wtaf is our exit plan?

america thinks it's already over the worst of it and it'll be business as usual in a bit :loool: they are not mentally or fiscally prepared for what's coming, their virtually non-existent welfare system is not going to support millions, no tens of millions, in one go, it's not certain even ours will.

Frank Castle
27-03-2020, 14:38
I’m fucking hanging today ffs

Just lit the bbq tho :loool:

Oswald
27-03-2020, 18:46
now boris has it im in 2 minds

1) the number of celebs and politicians with the corona makes me think literally hundreds of thousands of people already have this in the UK
2) its bullshit and for propaganda purposes, he will come out next week totally cured and then he can say get back to work guys and save the economy

Frank Castle
27-03-2020, 21:28
now boris has it im in 2 minds

1) the number of celebs and politicians with the corona makes me think literally hundreds of thousands of people already have this in the UK
2) its bullshit and for propaganda purposes, he will come out next week totally cured and then he can say get back to work guys and save the economy

Exactly my thoughts

Malcolm Tucker
28-03-2020, 18:08
260 in a day. On Italy's curve or thereabouts for sure.

27 year old with no health issues among them, fell seriously ill not long after a "busy shift" in a pub last week.

Probably due to viral load, high dose of the virus from multiple people shouting drinks orders in his face. Allowing pubs open for that window, Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin pushing the myth you can't really get it in pubs has in fact cost lives. Well done.

Frank Castle
28-03-2020, 18:15
Yeah he’s an idiot ffs

Malcolm Tucker
28-03-2020, 18:22
now boris has it im in 2 minds

1) the number of celebs and politicians with the corona makes me think literally hundreds of thousands of people already have this in the UK
2) its bullshit and for propaganda purposes, he will come out next week totally cured and then he can say get back to work guys and save the economy

But the countries doing loads of tests like Germany the positive rate is about the same, more positive cases overall sure and a lower mortality rate as a result but most people are still negative when tested. Have lots of people already had it? The antigen test will determine that. Lots of people have convinced themselves they've had it but I dunno, we'll see. Everyone is remembering their winter colds a little over dramatically IMO. :hehe:

There's either a mild and a nasty strain, which is apparently unlikely, or it's just down to viral load. Boris and Charley boy are fat and old respectively but have it mild, but it's probably because they were exposed to a small amount briefly and their immune system handles it. A young healthy NHS nurse in walsall got it and it absolutely fucked her up, intensive care, not sure if she even survived. But she probably got a massive dose of the virus, repeated exposure etc. I think it makes a big difference to your outcome. :fastyes:

Frank Castle
28-03-2020, 18:38
That’s how I’m seeing it too. Viral load

Moses
28-03-2020, 22:41
Think there’s a good chance I’ve had it. Didn’t die :ddsniggerjig:. Had the cough and a fever etc... felt awful for a week... survived.

Frank Castle
29-03-2020, 07:10
Fuck off moses

Frank Castle
29-03-2020, 11:58
Okay I know it’s David Icke but this makes so much sense

https://youtu.be/-oLzC5P1A9o

Oswald
29-03-2020, 14:20
Okay I know it’s David Icke but this makes so much sense

https://youtu.be/-oLzC5P1A9o

Problem, reaction, solution :loool:

Malcolm Tucker
29-03-2020, 16:30
Locked down till June, government isn't going to say it outright but that's the reality. Telling us 3 weeks was to get us indoors and settled and used to it a bit, telling us 3 months from the go would have had far more non-compliance

Frank Castle
29-03-2020, 18:00
So no one thinks David Icke is on the money ?

Malcolm Tucker
29-03-2020, 18:16
He's on something

Frank Castle
29-03-2020, 18:21
:rofl:

Oswald
29-03-2020, 21:46
ickes taking heavy damage
listened to him on the shaun attwood podcast tho and he was mint regarding epstein etc

natalie
31-03-2020, 00:45
No. I’ve signed up as an NHS responder, I’m volunteering for a community help thing for elderly/ self isolating, and helping family members who are self isolating though.

Oswald
01-04-2020, 18:45
No. I’ve signed up as an NHS responder, I’m volunteering for a community help thing for elderly/ self isolating, and helping family members who are self isolating though.thats great natalie

but have you stock piled enough toilet paper to prevent your kids rolling around in their own shit? :loool:

Oswald
01-04-2020, 18:54
this virus is pathetic ffs

just lock the OAPs and all immigrants up on arrival and let it rip for 3 months

Malcolm Tucker
02-04-2020, 14:31
~500 dying a day now in UK alone, Spain almost 1000 in a day.

The 'iTs tHe fLu' takes from the very intelligent people have aged like milk.

Malcolm Tucker
02-04-2020, 15:20
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUmeTpAWAAUgBI9?format=jpg&name=large

This is really telling. Ignore China's as it's probably bollocks. South Korea knew the score and have it virtually under control.

We're on a steeper curve than Italy, but the US, they're heading to the stratosphere.

Oswald
03-04-2020, 02:17
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUmeTpAWAAUgBI9?format=jpg&name=large

This is really telling. Ignore China's as it's probably bollocks. South Korea knew the score and have it virtually under control.

We're on a steeper curve than Italy, but the US, they're heading to the stratosphere.
the virus is a meme
yet somehow the west has managed to both fuck the economy while not reducing any of the deaths

Malcolm Tucker
03-04-2020, 11:15
A young healthy NHS nurse in walsall got it and it absolutely fucked her up, intensive care, not sure if she even survived.

Died today.

Frank Castle
03-04-2020, 15:30
It’s funny how the Muslims are taking a big hit compared to their density within the population demographics

Frank Castle
03-04-2020, 15:31
Could it be due to the fact that mostly they are inbred cunts living ten to a room ?

Oswald
03-04-2020, 16:04
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podcast hits nail on head

Malcolm Tucker
03-04-2020, 16:11
Could it be due to the fact that mostly they are inbred cunts living ten to a room ?

probably due to being a nurse, like the other one who's died as well today who was about the same age

Stagflation
05-04-2020, 18:21
~500 dying a day now in UK alone, Spain almost 1000 in a day.

The 'iTs tHe fLu' takes from the very intelligent people have aged like milk.

There's the tin foil hat part of me that suspects that while the 5G roll out hasn't caused this, it could well have helped increased its spread by further fucking with people's immune responses. :loool:

I'm going to play the cOnTrArIaN, the virus is nasty but it's nowhere near the Spanish flu. It's only now in 'week 12' after the first case that the death toll is above the 5 year average, though who knows maybe the 'lockdown' has slowed its spread?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUqpr-EUMAIAM6T?format=jpg&name=large

It's clearly pretty deadly for those with compromised immune systems but then again so is normal flu. Theory is the virus came out of a Chinese lab, wouldn't surprise me.

In conclusion there's always the temptation to play the simple game of saying the UK's response has been wrong, countries like Taiwan have used masks and quarantined people with temperatures while life pretty much goes on as normal. Banning large gatherings makes sense, not sure I agree with the shutting down of public spaces though. Who knows where these extra powers and loss of liberties could lead us.

Sweden still hasn't done anything in response and are following the 'herd immunity' strategy the UK Government first entertained and was lambasted for. Who knows where all this is heading, if it really is as bad as all that we've got people talking about everything not returning to normal for months or even years. In which case if the power of the virus is overblown, will our extreme measures be worth fucking the economy over? Suicides went up a third after 2008, so in the end maybe we'll save some pensioners and create misery for everyone else. :dolefrog:

Malcolm Tucker
05-04-2020, 22:11
Yeah 80 year olds die of flu all the time but fit and healthy 30 year olds don't. While the majority recover, like flu, it's clear it's far deadlier. I think it's right to say if we took no interventions and let it run through the population unchecked, there'd be a lot of death. Nobody is even remotely vaccinated to it. Herd immunity is too much of a gamble, not when the virus is this dangerous and it almost feels like a lottery on if you would die. Plus with so many getting ill in a short period of time hospitals would be overwhelmed and even mild medical intervention wouldn't be possible, compounding the death toll even more as preventable deaths stack up on top of the unpreventable ones. Unrelated deaths too for people needing urgent care they can't get due to coronavirus demand, heart attacks, injuries etc. This is what promoted the governmental u-turn, yes we'd probably have "an immune population" at the end of it, but what would 'it' look like? Deaths knocking on the door of a million, in the space of several months, mass hysteria from people, mass civil unrest from people refusing to go to work because their fit and healthy co-worker died of it a few days ago etc. It would have been mental, no surprises Cummings was the brainchild and has, quite literally, legged it once it got a little too close for comfort.

We're doing the right thing IMO, stifling the spread and letting it drip into the NHS, buying us time to gain immunity steadily through as many recovered patients as possible and allow time for a vaccine. A lot of this isn't really the government's thinking, unlike Brexit which was a political and ideological project and experts weren't really welcome, this is a proper world event, suddenly they knew they had to call in the experts on this one and take their lead.

Sweden are doing social distancing etc btw, they simply asked their population to do it rather than make it law. they told them they're all adults and know the responsibility they have in not spreading it. It seems less stringent but they are behind us on the curve though, same way we were behind Italy 2-3 weeks ago. No country should be kicking its feet back and thinking it's cracked this until much later down the line, only when the dust has truly settled we'll know which countries over-reacted and under-reacted. So far though South Korea appear to have done the best.

Malcolm Tucker
02-06-2020, 09:17
Sweden still hasn't done anything in response and are following the 'herd immunity' strategy the UK Government first entertained and was lambasted for.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-lockdown-sweden-death-rate-worst-country-covid-19-a9539206.html

Oswald
02-06-2020, 16:12
its over
but it hasnt worked
trump was still strong

THEY know only a black swan event could even make Trump not a shoe in for the next 4 years, so thats why the riots are happening
they are baiting trump to use the army, at which point the democrat states which is where all the rioting is happening will try to use the national guard against the military

funny how obama is back and its only dem states and cities that have a problem

Stagflation
03-06-2020, 12:31
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-lockdown-sweden-death-rate-worst-country-covid-19-a9539206.html

Lot's of vague woolly language doing heavy work in that article, plus the fact they're barely tested anyone means any hard conclusions about the strategy being successful or not are guesses at this point.

Certainly the death rate is way above the surrounding nations but Sweden has a higher percentage of urban population as well as higher rates of non-whites. They could have also had a higher exposure to the virus as Swedes go skiing in northern Italy while neighbouring Norway has a larger domestic resort culture. All of these are confounding factors for a higher rate regardless of their heterodox strategy.

There is also the possibility that they have a higher rate in the short term but avoid a significant second wave later in the year, without more data all these conclusions are speculative.

Stagflation
03-06-2020, 12:40
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/02/prof-lockdown-neil-ferguson-admits-sweden-used-science-uk-has/

Giving evidence to the same Lords committee on Tuesday, Professor Ferguson said he had the “greatest respect” for Swedish scientists.

“They came to a different policy conclusion but based really on quite similar science.”

He added: “I don’t agree with it. But scientifically, they’re not that far from scientists in any part of the world.”

Sweden’s rate of virus reproduction - the so-called R value - is thought to be at 1, meaning that, on average, every case will cause one other infection.

In the UK, it is thought to be between 0.75 and 1, meaning the virus outbreak should be retreating.

While pointing out that Sweden’s mortality rate is not declining in a similar way to that of other European countries, Prof Ferguson said: “Nevertheless it is interesting that adopting a policy which is short of a full lockdown - they have closed secondary schools and universities and there is a significant amount of social distancing but it’s not a full lockdown - they have got quite a long way to the same effect.

“That is something we are looking at very closely.”

Malcolm Tucker
03-06-2020, 14:34
Lot's of vague woolly language doing heavy work in that article, plus the fact they're barely tested anyone means any hard conclusions about the strategy being successful or not are guesses at this point.

Certainly the death rate is way above the surrounding nations but Sweden has a higher percentage of urban population as well as higher rates of non-whites. They could have also had a higher exposure to the virus as Swedes go skiing in northern Italy while neighbouring Norway has a larger domestic resort culture. All of these are confounding factors for a higher rate regardless of their heterodox strategy.

There is also the possibility that they have a higher rate in the short term but avoid a significant second wave later in the year, without more data all these conclusions are speculative.

You're piling on even more speculation there, the salient information we know is:

- Their infection and death rate is higher than their neighbouring countries
- Their antibody sampling is comparable to other nations (about 7% of them have had it)

There's little evidence to believe they're now in a better position and closer to achieving an immune population, and every reason to believe they've suffered needless deaths by not limiting people's exposure as much as others and are just as exposed to a second wave as anybody else. Basically it appears they've traded a bit more freedom for some extra deaths.

Malcolm Tucker
03-06-2020, 14:48
its over
but it hasnt worked
trump was still strong

THEY know only a black swan event could even make Trump not a shoe in for the next 4 years, so thats why the riots are happening
they are baiting trump to use the army, at which point the democrat states which is where all the rioting is happening will try to use the national guard against the military

funny how obama is back and its only dem states and cities that have a problem

Georgia, Kentucky and Iowa are republican states.

Malcolm Tucker
03-06-2020, 14:48
its over
but it hasnt worked
trump was still strong

THEY know only a black swan event could even make Trump not a shoe in for the next 4 years, so thats why the riots are happening
they are baiting trump to use the army, at which point the democrat states which is where all the rioting is happening will try to use the national guard against the military

funny how obama is back and its only dem states and cities that have a problem

Georgia, Kentucky and Iowa are republican states.

Frank Castle
03-06-2020, 15:34
So as usual I was right, Craig was WRONG

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/german-official-leaks-report-denouncing-covid-19-global-false-alarm

Malcolm Tucker
03-06-2020, 16:28
That is a post by a fictional character on a website that appears to be selling products to protect against chemtrails

At this point I think they're actually taking the piss out of the people who do believe what they write :hehe:

Malcolm Tucker
03-06-2020, 21:59
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52903717

Sweden's controversial decision not to impose a strict lockdown in response to the Covid-19 pandemic led to too many deaths, the man behind the policy, Anders Tegnell, has acknowledged.

Sweden has seen a far higher mortality rate than its nearest neighbours and its nationals are being barred from crossing their borders.

Dr Tegnell told Swedish radio more should have been done early on.

Peter Pervs
04-06-2020, 23:42
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/02/prof-lockdown-neil-ferguson-admits-sweden-used-science-uk-has/

Where the FUCK is Braken Tor you utter cuntknob. :waiting:

Malcolm Tucker
05-06-2020, 00:11
pandemic has delayed post production, it's gone from TBA to CBA

Stagflation
25-06-2020, 12:48
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbRT--UXkAAeHNa?format=jpg&name=medium

So no lockdown Sweden, not exactly a break from the norm...

Oswald
25-06-2020, 13:02
check the data from sweden
record numbers infected each day and yet no deaths

Oswald
25-06-2020, 13:03
https://en.wikipedia.org/api/rest_v1/page/graph/png/COVID-19_pandemic_in_Sweden/0/7590fd8595639edce5dac203cceab2ea0fcc331a.png
and its only somalians dieing anyway, who shouldnt even be in the country

COVID is just being used to further promote mulitculturalism

Malcolm Tucker
25-06-2020, 13:13
something interesting is going on with high numbers of cases and low deaths in some places, but others tend to suffer badly

yes age is a factor, but theres strains as well which I think have subtle differences that become noticeable when there's 100,000s of cases, apparently germany had an initial wave and did really well but then people started to handle it worse, same types of people but just faring worse than before, like a different strain had arrived and was more of a cunt

Malcolm Tucker
25-06-2020, 13:27
and the 1 in 20 people having long term problems with breathing and kidney function isn't great to read about - this isn't 1 in 20 of hospitalisations, this is 1 in 20 of all cases.

We're not really talking about it as we're classing all recoveries the same, imagining them all back to normal after a while, especially if you never went into hospital with it. The conventional wisdom is unless you need hospitalisation then you've had it mild and there's nothing to worry about, but as the time since the wave goes on more and more are being referred back for chronic problems brought on by covid.

Some girl (32) phoned onto jeremy vine and said she got it in April, had no existing conditions, didn't go into hospital, just had it bad for a week, just like the flu, but hasn't felt 'right' since - had a blood test 2 weeks ago and turns out her kidney flow function is 39. It should be about 90. This is stage 3 CKD and it's likely fell to his level since April. 2-3 months of that function indicates it's an irreparable level of damage. She basically has the kidneys of an 80-90 year old. Lots of doctors are reporting this new, post-covid recovery is more complicated than first thought. They expected people they discharge from ICU to become outpatients for treating their lung damage and other complications but not people who have not set foot in hospital due to covid at all. The NHS is going to be treating fuck loads of people with chronic conditions from this even long after a vaccine is sorted.

I only have one functioning kidney as well so rip thanks lest we forget :shifty:

Stagflation
25-06-2020, 14:21
Yeah 80 year olds die of flu all the time but fit and healthy 30 year olds don't.

j1fwqZkBHGs

TBH get yourself a decent immune system and who gives a fuck about the virus, your body will fight it off. :ddsniggerjig:

Stagflation
25-06-2020, 14:22
What happened to your other kidney?

Malcolm Tucker
25-06-2020, 14:46
I had undiagnosed hydronephrosis for a while when I was about 2, by time the doctors found it and operated my left kidney was mostly trashed, they left it in but it's heavily scarred and low functioning, the other one does all the work.