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Old 24-08-2018, 22:54   #11
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Old 25-08-2018, 17:13   #12
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No deal, gridlock from Dover to Peterborough/Southampton by lunchtime, government announce "Austerity Plus" under the slogan "We all need to tighten our belts" but the rollout turns out to be mass evictions of council tenants, and cancellation of all sickness and unemployment benefits.

An army of niffs, cripples and dole wallahs march on downing street after the supermarkets close. The police let them through because fuck it - their pay got 'temporarily suspended' two months before. The entirety of the Tory government are eaten by the baying mob.

France seals the tunnel.

Germany bombs our ports into dust.

All Western nations agree to shoot any British aircraft out of the sky.

People start dying off in the cities. There are no public sector staff left to dispose of the bodies.

People try to leave, gridlock prevents them, they die in their cars or trying to walk out.

I sit in my cottage surrounded by woodland, with my veg garden and plenty of deer and rabbits.
your cottage will be overrun with refugees soon enough
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Old 26-08-2018, 16:57   #13
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We leave with no deal

Within 4 weeks we have agreed customs and trade deals with the eu because they realise they’re fucked
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Old 02-09-2018, 23:38   #14
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October negotiation round. EU say fuck off. UK caves.

Governments point out consequences.

Referendum.

Status quo.
there won't be another referednum as there is not enough time to get one sorted now. There will likely be another GE and another hung parliament likely with the libs and SNP being king makers this time who will force parliament (which was always sovereign) to ignore the advice of the previous advisory referendum and stay in the EU
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Old 02-09-2018, 23:52   #15
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May has doubled down on her chequers deal, basically it’s that or no deal at all. She either thinks she has the votes to get it through or doubts it but has literally no other option but to pretend she does anyway.

It could all come down to Labour, Moggs clan of MPs will almost certainly vote against it, David Davis said he’s against, presumably Boris as well considering they both resigned over it.

So even if DUP back the government and lend her all their MPs she’ll be somewhere in the region of 20-40 MPs short. Possibly more. SNP might abstain, depends if they see voting against as voting for no deal. Labour will be the one and how Corbyn instructs the whip.
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Old 03-09-2018, 09:47   #16
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Boris in telegraph slagging off May and her chequers deal full bore.

In fairness chequers deal is pretty rubbish, but probably a consequence of the inevitable; trying to get a free trade deal, no membership fees, ending free movement etc etc, and the reality that they're not really all possible in the same deal, so it's fudged and, paradoxically, worse than our existing arrangement as members.

Thing is though he wants to sit in the sidelines and find fault but won't offer his own ideas or offer to take over with a proper leadership bid. He's just lining himself up to take her place once it all kicks off. One way or another she's toast, chequers deal somehow gets through and is the new relationship, Tories ditch her for delivering a shit deal, country rightly disappointed this new Brexit Britain somehow gives us with all the negatives of the EU and none of the positives. Or it fails, we bail out with no deal and she presides over about 50 different crises at once regarding trade, small business regulations, banking, NHS, food distribution, travelling etc. A tsunami of shit that would topple even the most robust PM, never mind her.

I feel a bit sorry for May, she's surrounded by cowards who will criticise her all day long about how she's handling Brexit but none of them have the balls to do it, when Cameron left Boris shied away and blamed Gove for ruining his chance, but that's looking more like an excuse he was relieved to use. For all her faults and mistakes the past 2 years, which there's a lot, at least she actually tried and is still trying. Can't help but wonder if she'd be better off just literally making a big scene though, and resigning and agreeing 100% with Boris and nominating him as leader, effective immediately. Dump it all in his massive lap. He deserves it.
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Old 03-09-2018, 10:50   #19
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Police are testing drivers' eyesight in Craig's area... he could be in trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45387965

They are revoking the licences of people who can't see what's right under their fucking noses
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