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Old 14-07-2017, 17:09   #11
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You can get loads of nasty shit from B&Q - brick acid and the like

Also, drain cleaner will fuck yo shit up. Put a drop on your finger and leave it 30 secs before you wash it off
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Old 14-07-2017, 17:20   #12
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Yeah they should probably stop saying acid and stick with corrosive substance
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Old 14-07-2017, 18:25   #13
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Brick acid isn't what it used to be. Used to be able to flush out coolant loops and blocked heater matrices with it but the shit you get now barely budges the crud.

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Old 14-07-2017, 19:19   #14
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Old 14-07-2017, 19:34   #15
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They must be way stronger than bleach and cleaning chemicals though. Must be proper industrial grade stuff that's only used for very specific purposes.

That article has conflated acids with alkalis as well because bleach is on the other side of the pH scale
Bleach in your face, even proper industrial bleach is still childs play, even the low grade acid based cleaners you get for drains is tame shit. This stuff is proper fuming Sulphuric Acid. The question to be asked is why can you buy that shit without needing a licence ? There is nothing remotely usefull you can do with that shit unless you are building some strange fucked up bomb or you want to melt someones face off, or you need it for a chemical reaction catalyst, again because you are probably trying to build some kind of bomb.

Same goes for full strength Alkali's. Concentrated NaOH say around 10%w/v in your face is going to give you a very good facelift.
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Old 14-07-2017, 19:44   #16
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lobbing fulimated mercury at people would be mental, like the fucking battle for hogwarts where they are flinging avada kadabra spells at each other and they're blowing people up

then ed balls could defend someone with a sword
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Old 14-07-2017, 19:58   #17
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lobbing fulimated mercury at people would be mental, like the fucking battle for hogwarts where they are flinging avada kadabra spells at each other and they're blowing people up

then ed balls could defend someone with a sword
you sure about that ? Fulminated mercury is usually used as a detonator and is a solid which only gets properly unstable at temps over 100C, so they'd need to be carrying it around in a thermos flask after liquefying it, but would need to have the skill to get it to the right temperature without blowing themselves up first. Based on the sort of chav that does this crime I;d say the science would be beyond them as they'd try to heat it up in a microwave and heat it up too long and blow themselves and the house up. Unless we are dealing with a chemistry graduate hooligan and then it would get really fruity if he had a full shed of chemistry gear.
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breaking bad was real science you retard


i'll go back to my meth pipe Simon style...............

in fact where is Simon, he surely must have overdosed on Skag by now ?
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Old 14-07-2017, 23:38   #20
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You can get loads of nasty shit from B&Q - brick acid and the like

Also, drain cleaner will fuck yo shit up. Put a drop on your finger and leave it 30 secs before you wash it off


if you really want to fuck shit up use an alkali- it's base-ic
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