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Old 26-04-2018, 13:33   #81
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:20   #82
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Old 12-06-2018, 16:29   #83
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Quote:
A British Airways pilot who turned up for work after drinking three double vodkas has been jailed.

Julian Monaghan boarded a plane to Mauritius at Gatwick Airport but was led away in handcuffs after colleagues smelt alcohol and called police.

He had 86mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood in his system in January - the legal limit for a pilot is 20mg.

Monaghan, 49, admitted being over the prescribed limit and was jailed for eight months at Lewes Crown Court.

During sentencing Judge Janet Waddicor told Monaghan, who resigned from his British Airways job, "you took a risk and it didn't pay off because you were caught".

"You are in charge of a huge aircraft. The safety, if not the lives, indeed, of passengers and crew members are in the hands of the pilot. They are entitled to feel that they are safe."
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Old 12-06-2018, 16:57   #84
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His blood alcohol was sky high. He deserves his wings clipped.
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:19   #85
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You are plane sailing with the jokes...
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:24   #86
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Pretty easy to land the easy puns, the challenge is using the more obscure words without getting in a flap. I just tend to propel myself into it and let my mind runway with ideas.
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:27   #87
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:29   #88
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