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Old 06-06-2018, 20:24   #11
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The only way you're getting a fiver out of me is if you guess that emoji thing on my FB.

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Canna see it not that Id have a hope in hell of guessing it
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Old 06-06-2018, 20:33   #12
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What’s the clue?
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Old 06-06-2018, 20:56   #13
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Whats the clue?
Guess the band from the emojis:

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Old 09-06-2018, 10:26   #14
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Ironically, I currently drive a Mondeo and am going to buy a 5 series

To balance things out he should be driving a Chevette or something.
How old is the 5 series?

I has one many years ago, great but manoeuvre like a tiger tank at slow speeds
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Old 09-06-2018, 14:10   #15
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How old is the 5 series?

I has one many years ago, great but manoeuvre like a tiger tank at slow speeds
E39 530d on a v plate.

It'll be lowered by about 4" and will have silly wheels on it within a month or so, so I entirely expect it to handle like a bag of shit once I'm done with it.

You know that tanks turn on the spot, yeah?
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Old 09-06-2018, 15:45   #16
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You will need to post a pictures when it's lowered
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Old 09-06-2018, 15:53   #17
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You will need to post a pictures when it's lowered
Will do. Need to get it first.

Also, fuck BMW and fuck German engineering.

To remove the rear suspension on any normal car, you open the boot, remove the cover, unbolt the top of the strut, unbolt the bottom of the strut, then lift it out.

On an e39, you remove the headrests, the rear seat, the C pillar trims, the parcel shelf, the speakers, unbolt the top of the strut, remove the fuel filler neck, unbolt the bottom of the strut...
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:19   #18
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How old is the 5 series?

I has one many years ago, great but manoeuvre like a tiger tank at slow speeds
I always wanted a 5 Series (E39 shape) but never got around to having one. The later models are nice too, but I always have a "thing" for the E39.
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:37   #19
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Get one. They're cheap and DIY-able for the most part these days - owners forums have almost everything documented.
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:39   #20
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Bear in mind penski said you can get a Ford Puma engine supplied and fitted for fifty quid... rather than the closer to a grand it would actually cost, and you realise his estimates of cheap aren't to be taken seriously.
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