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Old 14-07-2018, 16:55   #1
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how many people have been mugged?
 
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met this hot blonde Thursday evening
Hair down to her waist, 28 years old
Talked about nature n shit and said I swim in the lake every day and she should come over me day
She asked for my number

So I text her about visiting the lake and she hasn’t text back

How can this not be the ideal setting for the start of courtship followed by drinks into casual violent sex



she also said she wanted to take MDMA with me FFS
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Old 15-07-2018, 09:00   #2
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ITS GAME ON GUYS!!!

LAKE TOMORROW FOLLOWED BY PUB FOR THE MATCH

Im a bit worried about STDs since she said she takes MDMA and goes to festivals, and in my experience every single one of these blondes are complete sluts and typify the decline of the west

do condoms block everything? how hard is it to get herpes?
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Old 15-07-2018, 09:23   #3
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You'll only get imaginary diseases from imaginary sex, so I wouldn't worry.
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Old 15-07-2018, 13:56   #4
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shes a painter and decorator as well, just quit her job last week
wants to do botanic gardening now
takes mdma

this is fucking dangerous
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Old 15-07-2018, 14:19   #5
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Old 15-07-2018, 15:55   #6
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Fuck I’ve got to go there now and meet all her other druggie fat friends watching the football
What’s the chances that she lets me fuck her repeatedly unprotected over the course of about 2 weeks until I get bored, without contracting an STD, getting pregnant, or the MILF or my GF finding out?

I can’t be bothered tbh, too much effort
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Old 15-07-2018, 15:57   #7
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Fuck I’ve got to go there now and meet all her other druggie fat friends watching the football
What’s the chances that she lets me fuck her repeatedly unprotected over the course of about 2 weeks until I get bored, without contracting an STD, getting pregnant, or the MILF or my GF finding out?
Is that a bet in play ?
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Old 15-07-2018, 21:07   #8
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It’s awful
Stinks of BO
needs a hygienist for the teeth and braces for the bottom teeth
I still might fuck her cos her hair is heavenly

She also saw my post on SV on my phone since when I opened my phone to show her a photo it was on this page
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Old 15-07-2018, 21:12   #9
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FUCK I WENT FOR A PISS AND ALL HER FRIENDS LEFT
NOW ITS REALLY AWKWARD AND I HAVE TO SOMEHOW ENGINEER THE SITUATION TOWARDS FUCKING HER WITH NO STRINGS ANS NO STDS
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Old 15-07-2018, 21:47   #10
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Isn't fan fiction supposed to be about other people?
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