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Old 18-06-2017, 02:53   #71
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The official advice was to stay put in case of fire. Lol
which is true for a high rise, like when your car break downs in the 3rd lane, you dont get out and prick about

600+ people trying to get down 1 set of stairs, you might as well of said "fuck it" where would you start

maybe the fire brigade dropped a bollock but 9/10 instinct takes over and the people that died either couldn't force themselves to get out or died in the only one stairwell
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Old 18-06-2017, 06:57   #72
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Oh well. It's shaved a few million off the housing benefit bill
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Old 18-06-2017, 06:58   #73
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How does a fire indoors get outside the window and set the outside of the building on fire?

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Fire spreads, retard
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Old 18-06-2017, 13:03   #74
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How does a fire indoors get outside the window and set the outside of the building on fire?

seems legit
Are you actually this fucking retarded??
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Old 18-06-2017, 13:39   #75
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Yes. Yes he is.

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Old 18-06-2017, 13:47   #76
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How does a fire indoors get outside the window and set the outside of the building on fire?

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Maybe it escaped through the holes made by all the parachutists?
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Old 18-06-2017, 17:37   #77
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Old 18-06-2017, 18:24   #78
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If you put fire spreads in your fridge, then you're asking for trouble.

I'll stick to Flora.
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Old 18-06-2017, 18:25   #79
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enoch start a fire in your kitchen and show us how it won't spread
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