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Old 08-03-2018, 10:05   #1
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So this 10/10 milf who I’m going round to has a just over 2 year old son. Like 28 months or something.

She said that he is asleep by 8pm always and is a good sleeper so is unlikely to wake up.

So she wants to me go round just after 8pm and have dinner and she says as long as she can sleep herself before 11:30pm there is no problem

The thing is she said that even if he wakes up he can’t get out of the bed so she can just go and attend to him. I thinking this sounds a bit fucked up. Surely by almost 2 and a half they aren’t still in those cots with barriers each side? Is this normal or is she deliberately keeping him in one so she can have people over. Could it be that her son is retarded from shit skinny fat genes from the father? And so he still can’t walk or something

I just don’t want to be the guy fucking her downstairs while her son rolls around in his own shit upstairs like what Nat did. I need to make sure this woman isn’t another Nat, cos if she is I will tell her to fuck right off and report the rancid pigslut to social services.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:10   #2
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:15   #3
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Yeah 28 months is a bit old to still be in a cot LOL.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:21   #4
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Is he going to start calling you dad?
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:24   #5
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Depends on the child. My 3 year old never slept in a cot at all as he co slept from birth and then moved into a normal bed at 20 months.
My 9 month old is in a sidecar cot.
My friends daughter who was 2 in October still sleeps in a cot.
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Depends on the child. My 3 year old never slept in a cot at all as he co slept from birth and then moved into a normal bed at 20 months.
My 9 month old is in a sidecar cot.
My friends daughter who was 2 in October still sleeps in a cot.
what about the kids from 2008/2009?
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what about the kids from 2008/2009?
I think you’d be hard pushed to find any 9 or 10 year olds still sleeping in cots
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