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Old 06-03-2018, 11:23   #21
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has she got kids?

if she hasn't, then at 32, she wants a serious relationship even if she's saying she doesn't because her ovarian clock will be demanding one

if you want to check where you stand, when you go over, make a point about offering to take your shoes off, if she does the usual 'oh you dont have to' but clearly wants you to, or outright thanks you for taking them off, then you could be right, and she sees you as an external component that is temporarily coming into her home, but if she insists you keep your shoes on, or worse, has some slippers ready for you, you're in trouble, she's assimilating you into the home already
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Old 06-03-2018, 11:38   #22
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Old 06-03-2018, 11:51   #23
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It's true though. Another clue will be where you actually sit down for dinner. If it's on something usually suited for one person, like at the breakfast bar or on your laps like northerners, then you're definitely in the clear.

If she has a proper dining table, perhaps an extender already deployed for you, then it's actually already serious and you didn't even realise the transition. She's putting you in the 'lets sit down and discuss our day like a couple' environment. Even more so if she asks you to help lay the table, or uncork the wine, when you get there. You may as well have just arrived home from work and exclaimed 'Honey, I'm home'

You shouldn't necessarily ditch her though Bakez, like it's been pointed out, you're dating a model, which is pretty good. What if she also turns out to like cask ale, dota2 and cryptocurrency?
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Old 06-03-2018, 13:30   #24
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shes got a kid

im not sure if its adopted tho cos her pussy didnt feel like how everyone reckons its supposed to after kids

i mean my cock fit without it hurting like fuck but other than that it felt pretty normal
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