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Old 04-03-2018, 19:09   #11
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Just keep fucking her, and cross the relationship bridge when you come to it
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Old 04-03-2018, 20:28   #12
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Loooool shut the fuck up, you virgin geek cunt
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Old 04-03-2018, 23:35   #13
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So not actual pic of her. TBH I predict going to said wanky craft beer pub every night on the off-chance of bumping into her and hooking up again
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Old 05-03-2018, 12:53   #14
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Rape her, give her child, rape the child
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Old 05-03-2018, 14:08   #15
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That's a very long term plan.
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Old 05-03-2018, 17:39   #16
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having dinner at her place on thurs

lmfao this is so easy
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Old 05-03-2018, 18:35   #17
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Well, measure the dimensions of it and then get the materials you need from B&Q or somewhere. It's probably worth taking apart the one you have slightly, just to see how it's structured and put together but should be fairly simple.

The hardest bit would be matching up the paint, but you could always sand down the first and repaint it to match the new one.
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Old 05-03-2018, 18:47   #18
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she said she just got divorced doesnt want a serious relationship

shes 32

sounds dodgy tbh but i stalked her on FB and found pics of her ex husband and hes one of these skinny fat football maniacs who watch football no matter what and cry over it and wears shit fitting jeans and a white tshirt on nights out

he looks a bit like VISAGE in fact, quite tall and in the middle ground between being an overweight monster and a stick insect and has no clothes that fit properly
if ur gonna be fat do it properly ffs
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Old 05-03-2018, 19:04   #19
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having dinner at her place on thurs

lmfao this is so easy


Vertical seafood tacos on the menu?
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Old 05-03-2018, 22:34   #20
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So you're sorted. She doesn't want a relationship. You don't want a relationship. Crack on.
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