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Old 07-06-2018, 14:45   #1
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Is this satire ffs, I hope so

It can't be real, can it?
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Old 07-06-2018, 16:32   #2
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Surely the most effective way to improve women's safety is to educate men not to harm women?
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Old 07-06-2018, 16:55   #3
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You shouldn't need to be told TBH.
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Old 07-06-2018, 17:06   #4
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You shouldn't need to be told TBH.
Evidently most do.
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Old 07-06-2018, 17:28   #5
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This 'app' is unlikely to save a single woman. How would it? Even if she has time to call for 'help', by the time it arrives, even if it sets off immediately, it'll be too late.

It even says you can use your nose to operate the app if you're tied up and can't use your hands. Yes... I'm sure the kidnapper will leave your phone on your lap for you.

I'm going with satire... the human race can't be this dumb...
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I'm going with satire... the human race can't be this dumb...
I fear you are wrong.
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Old 08-06-2018, 09:18   #7
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Next, an app to keep people safe from moped gangs

Just use your phone to alert your family and friends, who may be miles away, that you are currently being attacked by a gang of masked thugs with knives and acid

Half an hour later they will turn up, 29 mins after the perps have gone

It's amazing nobody has made an app like this before, it will change everything
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TBF, 30 mins is still quicker than the police will turn up
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Next, an app to keep people safe from moped gangs

Just use your phone to alert your family and friends, who may be miles away, that you are currently being attacked by a gang of masked thugs with knives and acid

Half an hour later they will turn up, 29 mins after the perps have gone

It's amazing nobody has made an app like this before, it will change everything
If you are stabbed and blinded by acid, please log in to your "acid attack" app, enter your credentials, your six digit security code, and then press "help". BRILLIANT IDEA. ONE MILLION POUND PRIZE.
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IIRC there's already a few apps that you can trigger like an SOS, fires off a text to a predetermined contact with something like 'I need help, this isn't a joke' along with your gps location etc.

In the one in a million chance situation where circumstances make it a life saver I suppose it's not a bad idea, but it's just so remote to ever be used IMO, you're far more likely to trigger it accidentally several times and have the cry wolf problem.
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