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Old 09-06-2018, 12:33   #11
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What I don't get is that Tesco branded products, even Tesco Value, inspire a level of consumer confidence. Tesco is a trustworthy brand (basically). A brand built up over decades. 'Who the fuck are Eastman's?' is what most people are going to ask. You have to overcome the resistance of people buying some very cheap product with an unknown name that they don't know if they can trust.

What do Tesco gain from this... I can only assume the entire board is autistic
It appeals to shoppers from the east, not just the UK but world, so immigrants. Although the reference to man is misogynistic so feminist and manginas like penski will avoid.
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:39   #12
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People assume that tesco value stuff is inferior quality. Meat pumped full of water, battery eggs, lots OS MSG, that sort of thing.

Call it Eastman Farms and the idea is that friendly Farmer Eastman cares deeply about animal welfare.

It won't work on everyone, but it will probably work on some.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:21   #13
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People assume that tesco value stuff is inferior quality. Meat pumped full of water, battery eggs, lots OS MSG, that sort of thing.

Call it Eastman Farms and the idea is that friendly Farmer Eastman cares deeply about animal welfare.

It won't work on everyone, but it will probably work on some.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:46   #14
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That could be it.

I would look at like this though: everyone knows Tesco value stuff is usually a bit grim (although some of it is passable) but you buy it because it's cheap and tolerable, and crucially, you know it's Tesco so you 'trust' that it has a certain level of quality. After all, Tesco wouldn't want to tarnish their brand name for the sake of providing something that's TOO awful (in theory. Yes I know about the horse meat scandal.)

But some unknown name? Maybe they're even worse? And nobody has heard of them, so they don't care if their brand is tarnished, they haven't got any brand awareness already.

I mean would anyone not buy a Tesco value 35p cornish pasty () but would buy an Eastman's 35p pasty and expect it to be any better?
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:53   #15
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People buy unknown brands all the time when it's the budget end, the stuff in Lidl and Aldi has no brand recognition for Brits as it's all from the continent. I couldn't begin to try and remember the name of the sausages and burgers I bought for the BBQ. Eastmans would be the same, it'll just blend in, whereas I think Tesco Value had began to have the problem have actually standing out as shit and something to avoid now, even though as you point out, it'll be no different.
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Old 11-06-2018, 11:22   #16
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People are suckers for "nice" looking brands. Stick any old shit in a nice bottle with a nice label and people will assume it's good quality and buy it. LOLCAPITALISM.
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I have some horsemeat in my fridge LOL, from Kazakhstan.
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Old 11-06-2018, 17:41   #18
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Horse meat is nice.
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Old 11-06-2018, 17:42   #19
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It is, when you're expecting it.

Some unexpected horse sausage can really put a crimp in your day...
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Slipping it in uninvited would be a bit untoward...
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