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Old 26-02-2018, 14:37   #11
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They've changed the BBC weather website again

The old one worked and looked fine, now they've done what they did once before, removed colours from the temperatures which made it easy to see at a glance, and info which was previously all on one page now needs to be scrolled down two pages
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Old 26-02-2018, 15:18   #12
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"BRITAIN is facing brutally cold conditions which are set to feel colder than the Arctic Circle this week"

Always make me laugh, comparisons like that. Like "London is hotter than Tenerife today", when Tenerife is like 10 degrees and London is 11. Meaningless bolllocks.
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Old 26-02-2018, 15:36   #13
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EATING BACON EACH MORNING INCREASES YOUR RISK OF CANCER BY 25%!

PRINCESS DIANA SEAT BELT COMMEMORATION COIN NOW AVAILABLE

GUEST STORMS OFF THIS MORNING LEAVING HOLLY WILLOBOUGHY IN SHOCK - YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

VICTORY FOR THE EXPRESS CAMPAIGN TO KEEP EASTER AS EASTER. THOUSANDS OF READERS SUBMIT PETITION TO BARMY BRUSSELS TO FORCE HUMILIATING ADMISSION THAT THEY ARENT PLANNING TO RENAME EASTER INTO 'CHOCOLATE EGG HOLIDAY

WATCH - REMOANER MP DECIMATED ON QUESTION TIME BY PATRIOTIC AUDIENCE MEMBER

SHOCK POLL SAYS 100% OF BRITS WANT BRITAIN TO BE FREE IN HUGE UPSET FOR JUNKER

JACOB REESE-MOGG TRACKER UPDATE. WHERE IS MOGG TODAY? TRY OUR NEW SCRATCH AND SNIFF SO YOU CAN SMELL OUR BEST APPROXIMATION OF HIS MUSK.

SNOWMAGEGGON COUNTDOWN. BRITAIN ON THE BRINK.

THINK THE SNOW IS BAD? NOW THE METOFFICE WARN WHEN THE COLD SNAP IS OVER, SCORCHING TEMPERATURES ARE ON THE WAY TO BRITAIN
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Old 26-02-2018, 16:17   #14
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I love those click bait sites with "<something or other> WILL DROP YOUR JAW" headline.

I click on a few for a laugh, my jaw never drops, in fact it's usually an absolute pile of steaming boring horse shit.
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Old 26-02-2018, 16:20   #15
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I love those click bait sites with "<something or other> WILL DROP YOUR JAW" headline.

I click on a few for a laugh, my jaw never drops, in fact it's usually an absolute pile of steaming boring horse shit.
Your daughter dropped her jaw to receive my load the other day.
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Old 26-02-2018, 16:22   #16
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EATING BACON EACH MORNING INCREASES YOUR RISK OF CANCER BY 25%!

PRINCESS DIANA SEAT BELT COMMEMORATION COIN NOW AVAILABLE

GUEST STORMS OFF THIS MORNING LEAVING HOLLY WILLOBOUGHY IN SHOCK - YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

VICTORY FOR THE EXPRESS CAMPAIGN TO KEEP EASTER AS EASTER. THOUSANDS OF READERS SUBMIT PETITION TO BARMY BRUSSELS TO FORCE HUMILIATING ADMISSION THAT THEY ARENT PLANNING TO RENAME EASTER INTO 'CHOCOLATE EGG HOLIDAY

WATCH - REMOANER MP DECIMATED ON QUESTION TIME BY PATRIOTIC AUDIENCE MEMBER

SHOCK POLL SAYS 100% OF BRITS WANT BRITAIN TO BE FREE IN HUGE UPSET FOR JUNKER

JACOB REESE-MOGG TRACKER UPDATE. WHERE IS MOGG TODAY? TRY OUR NEW SCRATCH AND SNIFF SO YOU CAN SMELL OUR BEST APPROXIMATION OF HIS MUSK.

SNOWMAGEGGON COUNTDOWN. BRITAIN ON THE BRINK.

THINK THE SNOW IS BAD? NOW THE METOFFICE WARN WHEN THE COLD SNAP IS OVER, SCORCHING TEMPERATURES ARE ON THE WAY TO BRITAIN
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Old 26-02-2018, 16:23   #17
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Your daughter dropped her jaw to receive my load the other day.
Your mum dropped her jaw to suck my daughter's shit off your cock.
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Old 26-02-2018, 18:17   #18
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Do you advise me to wear long trousers while cycling?
I must admit my balls ended up in my stomach this morning.
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Old 27-02-2018, 08:16   #19
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Spoke too soon about being sunny here yesterday, SNOWING today. It's literally SNOWMAGEDDON.
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Old 27-02-2018, 08:36   #20
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