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Old 11-01-2011, 14:36   #1
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Default why is rain on your wedding day ironic?

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out



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does this hussy know what irony is???
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:38   #2
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I fucking adore Alanis Morisette you cunt. If you're going to start mocking her I will cut you.
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:39   #3
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is she hot?
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:44   #4
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IT'S A DOUBLE IRONY - SINCE THE SONG IS NOT ABOUT IRONY.
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:45   #5
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is she hot?
I used to think she was. Average now. Still fuck her though obviously.

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Old 11-01-2011, 14:46   #6
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is she hot?
She's alright, I just like her voice and a girl playing a guitar makes me hard regardless.
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:46   #7
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I used to think she was. Average now. Still fuck her though obviously.

I;d fuck her(???) with yours.


but not mine.
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:51   #8
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I don't think a song about Sod's Law would have become as popular.
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Old 11-01-2011, 14:59   #9
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SHE COULD HAVE CALLED IT "LIFE'S A FUCKING CUNT SOMETIMES".
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Old 11-01-2011, 16:00   #10
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I have her album Jagged Little Pill on Compact Disc no less.
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