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Old 18-09-2017, 10:17   #1
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If I install DOTA 2 and watch porn on my work laptop which is a big company

Will they be able to see me doing this? I play about 4 hours of DOTA 2 a day
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Old 18-09-2017, 10:19   #2
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This is why our civilisation is failing - literally nobody works, everyone sits around all day playing video games
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Old 18-09-2017, 10:21   #3
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Old 18-09-2017, 10:42   #4
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yep, dota will use a certain port and if your geek paedo admin routinely monitors things like that he (yes he, it's 2017 but it won't be a she) will know you are playing a game that uses those ports, probably not dota specifically unless he can trace it specifically to a process on your machine

the question will be, will he grass you up, or just join you in the game
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Old 18-09-2017, 11:41   #5
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I even have a program that temporarily unlocks the PC so I can install stuff
I'm not even an admin
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Old 18-09-2017, 11:49   #6
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There's a whole bunch of software that scans your PC for what's installed and reports back. It depends on whether they've got anything like that, or whether they actually care.

You'd likely have signed an electronics policy with all your HR contracts that says you understand stuff that you can't do. If it says you aren't allowed to install unauthorised software and you do, and they have scanning software in place, then likely they'll bust you.

If they don't give a fuck what you do with your laptop as long as you get the job done, then you could probably do it.

Why don't you just buy a rig with some 733t gfx card and play it on that?
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Old 18-09-2017, 13:35   #7
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There's a whole bunch of software that scans your PC for what's installed and reports back. It depends on whether they've got anything like that, or whether they actually care.
THIS. Every big company I've worked at has this, essential for network security for any corporate network connected machine not to have any dodgy stuff on it. Smaller companies may not care so much.
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Old 18-09-2017, 20:23   #8
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TBH they'll probably wonder why WIndows has devoured itself because 40GB of the 128GB SSD on your work laptop is taken up by computer games and Danish women getting sodomised by alsatians.
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Old 18-09-2017, 20:34   #9
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There's a whole bunch of software that scans your PC for what's installed and reports back. It depends on whether they've got anything like that, or whether they actually care.

You'd likely have signed an electronics policy with all your HR contracts that says you understand stuff that you can't do. If it says you aren't allowed to install unauthorised software and you do, and they have scanning software in place, then likely they'll bust you.

If they don't give a fuck what you do with your laptop as long as you get the job done, then you could probably do it.

Why don't you just buy a rig with some 733t gfx card and play it on that?
can't i just install it and if i get in trouble i can claim that DOTA calms my ADHD or something
then claim discrimination if they counter this
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Yes, you should do that.

Protip: Dont do that.
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