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Old 15-09-2016, 10:44   #21
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posh cunt listen to dat music aint ya. prick

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Old 15-09-2016, 11:36   #22
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lol ordered, you can use it to order from justeat ffs

this is so mint, gonna be playing on playstation and just go 'alexa, order a lamb pasanda and egg fried rice'

next step, amazon butler, opens your door, carries deliveries and post to you, hoovers as it goes
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Old 15-09-2016, 12:09   #23
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you can change the wake word to whatever you want btw

mine is gonna be "Enoch"

lest we forget
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Old 15-09-2016, 12:37   #24
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Old 15-09-2016, 12:56   #25
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Cba until we move closer to the whole internet of things 'thing'. I don't have a smart thermostat/smart lighting/etc/etc, and until then meh.
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Old 15-09-2016, 12:58   #26
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Alexa, tell Moses to fuck off.
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:46   #27
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i do have a smart thermostat - i just dunno where id put the thing, got a sonos in the kitchen and the bedroom.
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:25   #28
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Get one for each room

I'm gonna have one in the kitchen, one in the living room and one in my bedroom I think. Going to start ordering all the Nest/Hive stuff
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:39   #29
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Lol I called it tat and get 5 people on here verbally insulting me

Behave dickheads it's a piece of circuit board from China
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you buy plenty of toys so whats the problem
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