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Old 28-01-2018, 21:51   #1
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Sooo....I need to file a tax return, for specious reasons.

I go onto the HMRC website, and they need to confirm my identitiy. Not unreasonable. I can choose an accredited entity provider - fine - I go with equifax.

I supply:

Driving license details
Passport details
Debit card details
Credit card details
Details related to my mortgage

They finally agree that I am who I say.

Back to HMRC using my newly minted identity details.

'What is your UTR code?'

Dont have it. Can you tell me it? No - we dont hand that online. So we'll post it to you.

What the cunting fuck? After all that, they're going to print out a code and send it to me?

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
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Old 28-01-2018, 21:58   #2
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No one cares, you epic fucktard
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Old 28-01-2018, 22:07   #3
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I CARE, AND THATS ENOUGH.
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Old 28-01-2018, 22:11   #4
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Your wife’s a non white
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Old 28-01-2018, 23:57   #5
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Bugger my arse. Having finally gone through it all I owe the cunts a FACKING GRAND.
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Old 29-01-2018, 00:56   #6
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I know it's early days, but this is probably the worst thread of 2018.
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Old 29-01-2018, 08:23   #7
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Old 29-01-2018, 09:24   #8
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I know it's early days, but this is probably the worst thread of 2018.
Hmm, EG asked me to post an MP3 of some of my old band remember...
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This is now serious business.
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Old 29-01-2018, 09:26   #9
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I owe the cunts a FACKING GRAND.
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Old 29-01-2018, 09:49   #10
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In fairness the personal tax online system is complete and utter SHITE. I set up with Equifax a couple of years ago, if I try and login today I've got to provide exactly the same level of ID as I did originally. SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
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