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Old 27-09-2017, 16:41   #11
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i booked a flight from denmark to london for £1.60

was cancelled

dunno how they stay in business
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Old 27-09-2017, 18:14   #12
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By not flying passengers at £1.60.
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Old 27-09-2017, 20:48   #13
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Fuck Ryanair in the fucking fuckhole
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Old 28-09-2017, 09:29   #14
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I used Ryanair a lot when I was commuting between Dublin and Manchester... get exactly what you pay for, i.e. fuck all, but that's all I wanted and it was perfect. That's my own personal experience anyway, if you go on a £9.99 flight expecting an amazing in-flight service with free champagne and air stewardess blowjobs then you are a stupid cunt who deserves to die in a plane crash.
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Old 28-09-2017, 09:34   #15
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Ok but this isn't people complaining about not having a first-class experience, they're complaining because their flights have been chucked in the bin and it's completely fucked up their travel plans.
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I used Ryanair a lot when I was commuting between Dublin and Manchester... get exactly what you pay for, i.e. fuck all, but that's all I wanted and it was perfect. That's my own personal experience anyway, if you go on a £9.99 flight expecting an amazing in-flight service with free champagne and air stewardess blowjobs then you are a stupid cunt who deserves to die in a plane crash.
Nobody expects that, but they do expect a certain minimum standard of reliability and safety.

I'd say anyone flying on Ryanair period is an idiot unless they genuinely don't care if they live or die. Or if they don't mind gambling saving on a plane ticket versus huge costs if their flight is cancelled like many Ryanair passengers are facing now with their flights cancelled at the very last minute.

This is an airline which punishes captains for putting more than the bare minimum fuel in the plane. What a horrible ethos of greed over safety.
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We flew to Slovakia last year (stag weekend) on Ryanair and I felt sorry for the people in a situation we could have been in so easily, everything paid up, one or two days before we fly out and the flight is binned. We'd have been fucked and out of pocket and a rush to organise something else in the UK last minute.

Now the thing is, for that weekend that was pretty much the only flight we could have got. We flew from Manchester as Birmingham was no good. I suppose Heathrow might have had a different airline but you shouldn't need to plan that kind of contingency because your airline might unceremoniously bin your flight with barely any notice, no matter how cheap the flight was.
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I suppose on certain routes they're the only option because due to their cut-throat capitalist practices they've muscled better airlines out.

Seems to me they're an accident waiting to happen and only THEN will regulators say hmm we need to change something here. Maybe working pilots into the ground, treating them like zero hours workers in an Amazon warehouse, and paying them peanuts, isn't conducive to safety, who knew?
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Ok but this isn't people complaining about not having a first-class experience, they're complaining because their flights have been chucked in the bin and it's completely fucked up their travel plans.
Aye, they are fucking cunts in that respect I'll grant you.
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this will blow over until a pissed off and fatigued ryanair pilot slams into the ground at 200mph and the landing gear collapses and it explodes on the runway in a fireball, eventually cartwheeling into a taxiing plane which also EXPLODES and charred bodies fly into the air and thud into the viewing glass into the terminal with kids and women screaming

THEN they might 'review procedures' and stop being absolute cunts to their crew and passengers

I was on a ryanair flight and we taxied to the runway and lined up and I was looking out the window, and cos I'm a plane nerd I watch what's going on. I notice the fucking pilot hasn't extended his flaps at all, they're literally still in the retracted position. I'm thinking 'wtf' and have a mini panic attack and think 'this is it' and then he guns the engine and we move forward and THEN and ONLY THEN do the fucking flaps come out to their usual takeoff position as we're rolling down the runway, they're extended before he lifts off but still, ffs

pretty sure that was a COLOSSAL fuck up but nobody else seemed to notice and or care but if its anything to go by their pilots are FUCKING DOG TIRED
Just watched the latest episode of Air Crash Investigation about this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAPA_Flight_3142

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x62caf9
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