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Old 20-08-2018, 22:02   #1
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Default I want a motorbike...

...but I need to learn how to ride one first

What's a deece bike for a first timer that isnt too expensive to outright buy and insure? Don't have a fucking clue about bikes tbh

And is this link comprehensive enough to get me started? https://www.confused.com/motorbike-i...rbike-licence#

OR should I fuck the idea off cos bikes are death traps
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Old 20-08-2018, 22:14   #2
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Death traps tbh

Considered joking you should therefore get one immediately but I'm too nice for that and you helped me with my computer question the other day so DON'T DO IT MAN
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:10   #3
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Do it you pussy

I did mine 3 yr ago if you remember

I then bought a 3 month old tracer 900. That’s 115bhp, absolutely fucking brutal. Tbh I fucking shat myself the first time I rode it, litterally had tears in my eyes as I was so scared and thinking wtf have I done. After 6 months I was wheelying off crests at 90mph and bouncing it off the limiter in every gear, trail braking into bends at 120

I had mx bixes when I was younger and I think this helped

If you have no experience at all I’d do cbt then direct access

Then buy an mt07 honestly the best bike for a noob

Then do something like the Ron hasslam race school, as you’ll learn proper bike control at speed on a track

Also watch “twist of the wrist 2 “ by Keith code. I found this invaluable
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:11   #4
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Or just be a pussy and wonder what it would have been like for the rest of your life
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:16   #5
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One thing my mates told me was “just do it, it isn’t as dangerous as you think, the fear will keep you alive”

It’s not like when you pass your car test and decide to give you car a thrashing and it gets a bit out of shape and you think oops I better slow down now. On a bike you are aware of how exposed and vulnerable you are. So the fear will literally stop you from pushing past a very basic level of riding. That level of ability will slowly increase as you gain experience so you will push a bit harder but only in your own window of risk that you are comfortable with. This is a natural process
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:39   #6
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See what you get for lessons, you might want something similar to start off. My first bike was a ZX6R Ninja, but when i went back to biking about 8 years ago I bought a more sedate ER6N - was still lots of fun. Now have a Triumph Tiger 800, its quite big and heavy but its still loads of fun.
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:54   #7
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I then bought a 3 month old tracer 900. Thats 115bhp, absolutely fucking brutal. Tbh I fucking shat myself the first time I rode it, litterally had tears in my eyes as I was so scared and thinking wtf have I done.
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Old 21-08-2018, 09:56   #8
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Ignore mark, he’s obviously gay as fuck and a pansy on a bike
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Also beer + bike = fun

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