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Old 23-04-2017, 19:01   #1
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I need your help if you know anything about it.

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Old 23-04-2017, 19:04   #2
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Easy pink is better than tight brown. You're welcome.

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Old 23-04-2017, 19:14   #3
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Are you watching it?
This could be the first time you've been helpful.
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Old 23-04-2017, 19:17   #4
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Not currently, no. Spit it out.

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Old 23-04-2017, 19:31   #5
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I was at my mates yesterday who watches 'every second' of the snooker and this scale thing keeps coming up on the screen so after about the sixth time I ask what it is but it isn't on teh screen at that point. An argument starts with him saying I'm talking bollocks and for the next 10 minutes it doesn't come back again.
He walks out and it comes back on again but he won't fucking have it. I then had an idea, I would stream it on my phone and do a screen grab but when I showed it to him he said I'd made it up.

Anyway, this is the scale and I'm after some Google info on it.
I think I've worked out that the 28 is what Higgins is on.
69 is what he can get clearing the reds
119 is the total he can get
but I want some Google proof.

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Old 23-04-2017, 19:37   #6
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OK, he's got 8 reds left, so if he pots the black each time tgats 64 points. Add 27 for the colours and the 28 he's already hot and you get 119, so that's his max score in this frame. The 69 is the point at which his opponent will need snooker to beat him.

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Old 23-04-2017, 20:03   #7
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But I want some BBC page with that info on because my mate says this bar does not exist.
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Old 23-04-2017, 20:18   #8
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So your mate doesn't actually watch 'every second' of snooker then.
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Old 23-04-2017, 20:31   #9
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But I want some BBC page with that info on because my mate says this bar does not exist.
If he tries to pull that shit just tell him one of your hilarious gig anecdotes. He'll soon STFU.

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both you and your mate sound like interminal fucking cunts for even arguing about fucking snooker graphics so fuck off and choke on a snooker cue you horrendous bald bastard
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