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Old 11-07-2010, 19:46   #41
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fuck off, she's called "Melanie Grainger"
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:34   #42
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Well She's a lying cunt
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:36   #43
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BTW, why is cron called cron?
CHRONOGRAPH IDIOT.
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:38   #44
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Heart say there's no errors in the logs for shoevomit.com

How do I politely call them a liar?
If they are timeout errors then logic dictates that the connection wouldn't have reached the logs due to the server being busy/unresponsive?
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:39   #45
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:40   #46
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:40   #47
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If they are timeout errors then logic dictates that the connection wouldn't have reached the logs due to the server being busy/unresponsive?
Yes but the server could be making a log on any incomplete transactions, i.e. a client initiated an exchange, but then didn't acknowledge my response.

They'll be doing hourly backups or VM snapshots.
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Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

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Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:41   #48
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CHRONOGRAPH IDIOT.
CHRONOGRAPH WITH A 'H' BETWEEN THE C AND THE R, YOU MEAN?

AS OPPOSED TO 'CRON', WHICH HAS NOTHING BETWEEN THEM?

WHY NOT JUST CALL IT CHON? OR CONO?

EH?

AND WHILE IM AT IT, WHY DOESNT IT HAVE A D SUFFIX, GIVEN THAT ITS A DAEMON PROCESS?
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Old 11-07-2010, 21:42   #49
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Yes but the server could be making a log on any complete transactions, i.e. a client initiated an exchange, but then didn't acknowledge my response.

They'll be doing hourly backups or VM snapshots.
Aye, it will most likely be doing hourly tasks, which means the server will be busy and won't acknowledge connections therefore won't log them.

meFace, just ask shitty Heart or whoever you use if they have hourly tasks set up that take up lots of resources - simples.
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If they are timeout errors then logic dictates that the connection wouldn't have reached the logs due to the server being busy/unresponsive?
Very true, if the server was single threaded.

Thankfully single threaded machines died out in about 1984.....
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