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Old 11-01-2018, 21:45   #81
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P.S. Literally meeting with a group called 'Liverpool Girl Geeks' to discuss how we can hire more women next week

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Cool. I've been doing some similar work with Code First : Girls. And we've made two hires off the back of it.
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Old 11-01-2018, 21:51   #82
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Old 11-01-2018, 21:57   #83
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Cool. I've been doing some similar work with Code First : Girls. And we've made two hires off the back of it.
Swallowed whatever pill it is that makes us cunts
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IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

GOD BLESS YOU.
EACH AND EVERY ONE.




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Old 11-01-2018, 22:24   #84
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If it widens my hiring pool I'll swallow anything
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Old 11-01-2018, 22:31   #85
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I talked the gaffer into hiring a woman as a driver. Pointed out that she had twice the experience of the male candidates, lived closer and could start immediately. Old twat hadn't got past the fact that she had tits tbh.

"We can't hire women... What if the van breaks down? Their scent attracts bears..."
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Old 11-01-2018, 22:38   #86
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You work for Enoch?
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Old 11-01-2018, 22:41   #87
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Nah, double dee hasn't got his work ethic; zi would have quit thirty years back.

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Old 11-01-2018, 23:22   #88
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Old 11-01-2018, 23:56   #89
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IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

GOD BLESS YOU.
EACH AND EVERY ONE.




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Old 11-01-2018, 23:57   #90
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Rarely come across decent female techies TBQFH in all my years of working in I.T. companies. Get the odd one, but vastly outnumbered by men.
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