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Old 10-04-2018, 09:44   #1
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https://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-a8296751.html

I don't know about you, but I'm in absolute awe. What an accomplishment. Holding my iPhone with a little more pride than usual today if I'm honest.
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Old 10-04-2018, 09:48   #2
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Old 10-04-2018, 09:51   #3
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what with this and the breaking news that waitrose is phasing out disposable coffee cups it's feeling like genuine progress is going on, which is a nice change to the doom and gloom
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Excellent. Will be sure to drop that little nugget of info to the barristers in starbucks as I pay using the app.
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Old 10-04-2018, 09:58   #5
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Apple’s latest iOS 11.3 software update is causing iPhone 8 devices with third-party repaired screens to stop working.

Users who have had a screen repair performed by a third party, rather than with Apple, on their iPhone 8 smartphones found that the iOS 11.3 update stopped the touchscreen from working, reports Motherboard. The update was pushed out on 29 March, introducing Apple’s promised iPhone battery health information, as well as the ability to turn off the slowing down of smartphones related to the battery following the scandal in December.

The screens continue to display the homescreen once updated to iOS 11.3 but cannot be interacted with, effectively rendering the affected iPhone 8 device unusable without warning from Apple.

“This has caused my company over 2,000 reshipments,” Aakshay Kripalani, chief executive of repair shop Injured Gadgets told Motherboard. “Customers are annoyed and it seems like Apple is doing this to prevent customers from doing third-party repair.”
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