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Old 13-06-2018, 13:03   #21
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Have you tried using a third party service for a few dollars a month, with a zany name like Koogify? With offices full of developers with massive beards, marvel t-shirts and idiosyncrasies such as still owning a tamagochi and only ever wearing wearing bowling shoes?
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1:00am board meetings on a saturday about a paradigm shift within the corporatoracy and strategising a groundswell of activism and channeling it into positive change

but completely awol 9:00am monday when it comes to the implementation


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If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
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If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
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Old 13-06-2018, 13:16   #22
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Oh ffs.
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Old 13-06-2018, 14:32   #23
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Have you tried outsourcing to India? That always works REALLY well, honest...
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Old 13-06-2018, 14:40   #24
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I need to "audition" for my next course tonight, since it will involve me recording my voice and doing video type shit. Worth it though, get upfront payment and royalties

Retirement dream innit, can do this type of shit from anywhere and it pays me enough to keep me in beer and food
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Old 13-06-2018, 14:44   #25
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Get pissed first and start ranting about Jews and capitalism
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Old 13-06-2018, 14:50   #26
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anarchist, you're a nice bloke but you talk like a machine gun, you say about 10,000 words per minute ffs
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Old 13-06-2018, 15:12   #27
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Yes I fucking do, think fast and talk fast
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Old 13-06-2018, 15:13   #28
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I need to wind it back a bit for my "audition", and be more "American", i.e. full of shit and "like totally awesome" LOL
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Old 13-06-2018, 15:13   #29
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YES THAT WILL WORK, AND HOW THE US SOCIETY IS GUN CRAZY AND FAT AND FUCKED.
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Old 13-06-2018, 15:19   #30
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