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Old 08-03-2010, 20:30   #11
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Old 08-03-2010, 21:20   #12
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Old 08-03-2010, 22:18   #13
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A few bottles of Peroni and the remainder of the red wine from last night. Now I want another glass of red wine and I haven't got any left::
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Old 08-03-2010, 22:44   #14
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You cheeky fucking cunts.


They're not cheap at all.

I have no plans to be in Birmingham mate but I also have no plans not to be, so I'll see if Kael's up for it and maybe we'll come if he's not doing anything either
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:46   #15
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I'M FUCKED. Had a cuntload of beer and whisky last night. Got a meeting at 11 and I just know I'm going to sit there watching everybody's mouths moving but just hearing "wa wa wa wa".
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Old 10-03-2010, 17:39   #16
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Titanic Stout.

It is going down well.
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Old 10-03-2010, 18:16   #17
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I don't drink booze during the week, i will be popping across to the shop to buy a can of pepsi max or 2.
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Old 10-03-2010, 19:27   #18
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I asked my Scottish colleague to "surprise me" with some whisky from Duty Free rather than stick to my usual Balvenie/Dalwhinnie and he brought me this...



I haven't tried it yet
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Old 10-03-2010, 19:32   #19
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Old 10-03-2010, 19:40   #20
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Matured and married in 60 percent Sherry Wood and 40 percent American White Oak
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