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Old 20-09-2018, 12:30   #1
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Chris Evans' wife has given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.

The BBC Radio 2 breakfast show host said: "Ping and Pong arrived safe and well last night. Both healthy, both strong, happy and blessed, as was mum throughout."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45585070

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Old 20-09-2018, 12:32   #2
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Why would u call them Ping and Pong unless they were chinkies
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Old 20-09-2018, 12:36   #3
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It's what happens when you're a rich, out of touch, narcissistic cunt
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Old 20-09-2018, 12:53   #4
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He's always been an interminable cunt but seems to be getting worse. Attention at any cost, even if it means reducing the birth of your children into a circus act.

Sometimes I think celebrities are actually quite like their namesake of "star" - they do bring light at first, but all stars eventually die and they either fade and darken out of existence with little fan fair. Other times, they steadily become unstable and explode.

I think Evans' final supernova is going to be something like trying to climb the BBC building naked in protest in 2025 because his latest child named, 'Capitalism', has been taken into protective custody.
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Old 20-09-2018, 13:12   #5
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He hasn't named them that
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Old 20-09-2018, 13:13   #6
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So who cares
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I bet he will do.
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Oh I missed that bit.

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He told Janet Jackson, who was on his show: "We call them Ping and Pong because they are the unborns. We have a working title!"

But he added: "It's so cute I want to keep them as the names Ping and Pong."
No it's not cute, it's tedious, like you, YOU CUNT


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Old 20-09-2018, 14:07   #9
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he will say they just used them as a working title at first, but now its grown on them and they're keeping their names

surprising absolutely nobody
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Old 21-09-2018, 19:29   #10
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Try Jamie Oliver for most hilarious spawn names...

Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
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