We are not afraid

Go Back   Shoe Vomit > Search Forums

Showing results 1 to 12 of 12
Search took 0.00 seconds. Praise be to Allah for MySQL efficiency
Search: Posts Made By: Groot
Forum: Spam 12-06-2018, 09:12
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
No, that isn't a simple word replacement - you...

No, that isn't a simple word replacement - you conjured up an entire imaginary scenario.
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 21:47
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
:confused: Double Dee's view of reality is...

:confused:

Double Dee's view of reality is as fucked up as the contents of Zir wardrobe.
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 21:41
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
When I was looking at the details when I had a...

When I was looking at the details when I had a fiesta, my understanding was that the gear ratios were the same but the final drive ratio was what differed. Happy to be proven wrong though.
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 21:38
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
No, people sell them for the region of 50 all...

No, people sell them for the region of 50 all over the country. Unless you're in the fuck-end of nowhere, you'll find one close enough.

*n
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 17:38
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Escort-5-sp...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Escort-5-speed-gearbox-ib5/323293145895?hash=item4b45c5eb27:g:xzwAAOSwbEZbBr5x

Or even half that if you look around.

*n
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 17:34
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
No I didn't. Stop telling fibs, you big Mary. I...

No I didn't. Stop telling fibs, you big Mary. I said that gearboxes are fifty quid to buy, which they are.

The one I'm hoping to buy is 750 - that's a cheap car. Certainly a step up from the 80...
Forum: Spam 11-06-2018, 12:37
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
Get one. They're cheap and DIY-able for the most...

Get one. They're cheap and DIY-able for the most part these days - owners forums have almost everything documented.
Forum: Spam 09-06-2018, 15:53
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
Will do. Need to get it first. Also, fuck...

Will do. Need to get it first.

Also, fuck BMW and fuck German engineering.

To remove the rear suspension on any normal car, you open the boot, remove the cover, unbolt the top of the strut,...
Forum: Spam 09-06-2018, 14:10
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
E39 530d on a v plate. It'll be lowered by...

E39 530d on a v plate.

It'll be lowered by about 4" and will have silly wheels on it within a month or so, so I entirely expect it to handle like a bag of shit once I'm done with it.

You know...
Forum: Spam 06-06-2018, 20:56
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
Guess the band from the emojis: 🍑😘 *n

Guess the band from the emojis:

🍑😘

*n
Forum: Spam 06-06-2018, 20:11
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
The only way you're getting a fiver out of me is...

The only way you're getting a fiver out of me is if you guess that emoji thing on my FB.

*n
Forum: Spam 06-06-2018, 19:39
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By Groot
Ironically, I currently drive a Mondeo and am...

Ironically, I currently drive a Mondeo and am going to buy a 5 series :loool:

To balance things out he should be driving a Chevette or something.
Showing results 1 to 12 of 12

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 21:52.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions Inc.