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Forum: Serious Business 23-02-2018, 18:46
Replies: 42
Views: 407
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
who cares, it makes no difference to anything if...

who cares, it makes no difference to anything if he's black or not because if... what.. he's not black? HE'S NOT BLACK? HE'S NOT BLACK GUYS! HE. IS. NOT. BLACK. GUYS? HE ISN'T BLACK. YEP, NOT BLACK.
Forum: Computers and Technology 23-02-2018, 16:43
Replies: 223
>>>*Fraud*<<< Windows 10 update
Views: 3,396
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
like a shit terminator

like a shit terminator
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2018, 16:42
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
NORKS ! :D NORK THEM FROM ORBIT :D :D :D

NORKS ! :D

NORK THEM FROM ORBIT :D :D :D
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2018, 16:35
Replies: 1,695
*EXCELLENT* Donald Trump
Views: 21,935
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
so to recap the last few days, easy to miss stuff...

so to recap the last few days, easy to miss stuff as their body politic is absolutely unreal now and moves from one mental thing to the next before you can blink

- trump lets mentally ill people...
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2018, 13:36
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Yeah, bloody hormones :no:

Yeah, bloody hormones :no:
Forum: General Discussion 23-02-2018, 13:19
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
yeah might have been joking about needing to milk...

yeah might have been joking about needing to milk them to stop their udders exploding :lmao:
Forum: Spam 23-02-2018, 10:16
Replies: 5
Views: 49
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
the problem egg is that it's like the christmas...

the problem egg is that it's like the christmas special never happened, in that he reached some self-awareness and binned off finchy, his date wasn't a disaster and he finally seemed to genuinely...
Forum: Computers and Technology 22-02-2018, 17:24
Replies: 223
>>>*Fraud*<<< Windows 10 update
Views: 3,396
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Ubuntu as your main OS. Windows 7/10 for your...

Ubuntu as your main OS. Windows 7/10 for your gaming.
Forum: Spam 22-02-2018, 17:17
Replies: 5
Views: 49
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
honest mistake or deep egg conspiracy? creme...

honest mistake or deep egg conspiracy?

creme da la creme isn't cream de la cream is it?

we are through the looking egg people
Forum: Spam 22-02-2018, 17:15
Replies: 5
Views: 49
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
fao crem egg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5419945/How-pronounce-Creme-Egg.html

:popcorn:
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 17:08
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Err good.... point?

Err good.... point?
Forum: Computers and Technology 22-02-2018, 16:54
Replies: 223
>>>*Fraud*<<< Windows 10 update
Views: 3,396
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
insight into visage's work ethic "This...

insight into visage's work ethic

"This feature doesn't work properly Mr Visage, it is really buggy"

"Who even uses it?"

"Err I don't know, but users have flagged it up so evidently people...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 15:39
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Yeah but you said any suffering is worse than no...

Yeah but you said any suffering is worse than no suffering through lack of existence, which is very different to a life of suffering. Obviously if something's quality of life is generally rubbish...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 14:55
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
EGG STINKED

EGG STINKED
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 14:55
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Any? So a life, regardless of its a cow, a duck...

Any? So a life, regardless of its a cow, a duck or a person that is 99% fine but 1% bad is better off being extinguished/made extinct? wtf :lmao:
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 14:30
Replies: 1,695
*EXCELLENT* Donald Trump
Views: 21,935
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
It's 2052 in America. Citizens use guns to open...

It's 2052 in America. Citizens use guns to open their soda cans. They use guns to trim their hedges. Babies are fitted with ear defenders at birth. Midwifes sever the placenta by firing into it.
...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 13:22
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
tbh if they weren't milked they'd just stand in...

tbh if they weren't milked they'd just stand in the fields with their udders expanding until eventually they'd just detonate on the fields like landmines going off

its kinder to milk them
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 12:56
Replies: 107
Views: 2,204
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
WOT. WE HAVE THE HEROIC AND LEGENDARY POINTS...

WOT. WE HAVE THE HEROIC AND LEGENDARY POINTS BASED SYSTEM CONTROLLING THAT SIDE OF IMMIGRATION
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 12:54
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Tried skimmed before, it's rubbish.

Tried skimmed before, it's rubbish.
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 12:17
Replies: 1,695
*EXCELLENT* Donald Trump
Views: 21,935
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43149694...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43149694

How do you put out a fire? Maybe pouring more gasoline on it will work, you know, to drown it? Yes, excellent.

Trump doesn't actually take...
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 12:00
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Nah, whole milk

Nah, whole milk
Forum: Computers and Technology 22-02-2018, 10:25
Replies: 223
>>>*Fraud*<<< Windows 10 update
Views: 3,396
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
sometimes but quite rare in my experience, unless...

sometimes but quite rare in my experience, unless it's on a copy of office they've had donkeys years

it's usually gmail/live these days or thunderbird / mac's mail client
Forum: General Discussion 22-02-2018, 10:05
Replies: 44
Views: 278
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
Latte o'clock but torn between caramel and...

Latte o'clock but torn between caramel and vanilla. :chin:
Forum: Computers and Technology 22-02-2018, 09:58
Replies: 223
>>>*Fraud*<<< Windows 10 update
Views: 3,396
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
I'd hazard a guess about a billion people use...

I'd hazard a guess about a billion people use Outlook.
Forum: General Discussion 21-02-2018, 12:17
Replies: 1,517
Views: 33,235
Posted By Malcolm Tucker
more time for bbq waffles

more time for bbq waffles
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