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Forum: Spam Yesterday, 23:01
Replies: 6
Views: 58
Posted By yourmum
I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in...

I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 18:37
Replies: 1,753
Views: 26,661
Posted By yourmum
filthy catalans had it coming, shame he wasn't...

filthy catalans had it coming, shame he wasn't successful
Forum: Sports 19-08-2018, 17:52
Replies: 59
*SRS BSNS* Visage
Views: 599
Posted By yourmum
Civilisation is fucked so let them fuck each...

Civilisation is fucked so let them fuck each other to death
Forum: Sports 19-08-2018, 17:32
Replies: 59
*SRS BSNS* Visage
Views: 599
Posted By yourmum
bookies might as well pay out on City now ...

bookies might as well pay out on City now

Utd playing like do shit and Mourhino likely to get sacked before Christmas
Chelsea and Arsenal don't know what defence is
Tottenhan are being run by a...
Forum: General Discussion 19-08-2018, 14:12
Replies: 33
Views: 248
Posted By yourmum
Sambucca is for Faggots and Chavs, get something...

Sambucca is for Faggots and Chavs, get something real down your neck....................
Forum: Serious Business 18-08-2018, 13:52
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
yes it's dogshit, I am going to have to start...

yes it's dogshit, I am going to have to start lubing your mums arse up with Flora now instead of the good stuff before I smash her ringpiece
Forum: Computers and Technology 13-08-2018, 19:13
Replies: 10
Views: 92
Posted By yourmum
there's a CD down, it's wounded, gangrene's...

there's a CD down, it's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxon sir, he's got dvd rot off some tart'
Forum: General Discussion 11-08-2018, 15:45
Replies: 18
Views: 172
Posted By yourmum
House of Fraser soon to turn into a poundhsop...

House of Fraser soon to turn into a poundhsop shit hole that employees pakistanis then............
Forum: Motors 10-08-2018, 11:51
Replies: 18
Views: 208
Posted By yourmum
like your mums pubes when they are soaked in my...

like your mums pubes when they are soaked in my jiz
Forum: Spam 10-08-2018, 09:31
Replies: 15
Views: 151
Posted By yourmum
Boss and team leader in drunken night out, shock...

Boss and team leader in drunken night out, shock horror
Forum: Serious Business 09-08-2018, 20:22
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
that boat has sailed already. All our R&D has...

that boat has sailed already. All our R&D has been taken out of the UK an relocated to Germany, Hungary and France. All the government here will do is look after that 1 square mile in london. All the...
Forum: Serious Business 08-08-2018, 20:29
Replies: 7
Views: 75
Posted By yourmum
best starfleet captain there ever was. His only...

best starfleet captain there ever was. His only failing was not beating the crap out of Wesley Crusher.
Forum: General Discussion 07-08-2018, 22:27
Replies: 8
*EXCELLENT* Cornwall
Views: 117
Posted By yourmum
hope the refugees stop at JRM's house first and...

hope the refugees stop at JRM's house first and rape him, his cunt wife and his cunt kids as their first port of call. Would be mint reading about that in the newspapers. Arse raped untill his anus...
Forum: General Discussion 07-08-2018, 22:25
Replies: 14
Views: 141
Posted By yourmum
paedo's gonna paed.

paedo's gonna paed.
Forum: Serious Business 07-08-2018, 20:09
Replies: 379
Views: 6,507
Posted By yourmum
makes me laugh that putin tries the same thing in...

makes me laugh that putin tries the same thing in the UK and suddenly everyone wants to bomb him back to the stoneage, but the israeli's do it in someone elses country and no one bats an eyelid....
Forum: General Discussion 06-08-2018, 20:03
Replies: 5
Views: 77
Posted By yourmum
hope the ethnics arse rape you next time you are...

hope the ethnics arse rape you next time you are in wembly, then force you to drive home and rape your missus and murder your family :yes:
Forum: Spam 04-08-2018, 18:34
Replies: 9
Views: 80
Posted By yourmum
with the engine running and a hose pipe from the...

with the engine running and a hose pipe from the exhaust going into the car.

:yes:

go for it and reduce the burden this country has looking after lazy faux ill cunts like you
Forum: Spam 02-08-2018, 20:06
Replies: 7
*Bullshit* wtf
Views: 69
Posted By yourmum
driver looks like a cunt, council sould have...

driver looks like a cunt, council sould have fucking droped some zyklon in his van and gassed him
Forum: Serious Business 30-07-2018, 00:07
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
hopefully they murder you soon powell and then...

hopefully they murder you soon powell and then piss on your corpse, that would be ace, here is hoping that they also shit in your mouth just as you take your last breath. I can't wait for the day...
Forum: General Discussion 29-07-2018, 17:08
Replies: 6
Views: 84
Posted By yourmum
goat had it coming wearing a coat like that. What...

goat had it coming wearing a coat like that. What did it expect, should have dressed more modestly
Forum: General Discussion 29-07-2018, 16:05
Replies: 938
Views: 17,452
Posted By yourmum
white helmets are ISIS. Putin is right to gas...

white helmets are ISIS. Putin is right to gas them all with Sarin.
Forum: Serious Business 28-07-2018, 17:58
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
the promise of UK naval ships being built in the...

the promise of UK naval ships being built in the Clyde shipyards was part of the bribery package to stop the Scotch going solo. If that is now not on the table they should get a 2nd go as the bribes...
Forum: Serious Business 27-07-2018, 23:00
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
I went down the EU offices when they opened. I...

I went down the EU offices when they opened.
I did a couple of deals, went over to the coffe machine and saw Barnier.
He said, 'You're not a professional negotiator? You should be.
'Take up trade...
Forum: General Discussion 27-07-2018, 21:05
Replies: 1,753
Views: 26,661
Posted By yourmum
hope you get stabed in the face by some ethnics...

hope you get stabed in the face by some ethnics and then maybe pissed on afterwards :yes:
Forum: Serious Business 27-07-2018, 21:03
Replies: 4,571
Views: 81,867
Posted By yourmum
that series of events relies on a few things to...

that series of events relies on a few things to happen in our favour

1. All EU states agree on an extension. High cahnce this will of course happen, but only needs one state to go rogue and veto...
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